Would You SLAP Your Chicken Or BUY A CHICKEN SLAPPER To Cook Your Meat?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Oh Hell Yeah I’ll Slap My Chicken.

No Thanks!

WTF?

[nolabels]

Speaking in the realm of science, I would say that unless you're in an increasingly hot enclosure which would cook the chicken anyway, as well as yourself, the amount of heat resulting from either a hand slap or an automated slapper would dissipate into the room temperature ambient air almost as fast as the heat is introduced to the chicken.

The result would be days of effort expended and a rotting, pulpy carcass of a chicken to dispose of.

It's an interesting thought exercise, though.

Thanks for the noodle warmer upper.
Brain teaser, I mean.

[nolabels]

Thanks for MHO!

[legalboxers]

or you can just choke your chicken...

[legalboxers]

ty for mho

[PaynefulPleasures]

Beat that cock🐓 lmao 😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://youtu.be/SztUSAooJKc

[PaynefulPleasures]

That cock sounds good 🤣

[nolabels]

@PaynefulPleasures
If you and other ladies like that, I guess I'll have to train mine to do that.
I'll have to have some cockle doodle doo cords surgically installed first, though, I guess.

[PaynefulPleasures]

Aww @nolabels you're so sweet 💞

[nolabels]

@PaynefulPleasures
Lol.😁

[PaynefulPleasures]

Thank you 💖

[clampfan101]

Well, I have a theory… A FOOD THEORY!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/E9exmuXjzIQ

Seriously, MatPat is the best. ;)

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Bring on Sonic it’s almost dinner time & if you have 4 meat beaters instead of one you can cut the cooking time down to 1.5hrs instead of 6 hours.

[rcljr]

I’ve heard of choking your chicken but never slapping it.. SIGH ! I must be getting old.

[Likes2drive]

Maybe that’s what chick fila does

[Static_In_The_Attic]

They beat their meat, I’ll never eat there again.

[ChrisMaster69]

How many slaps to cook a child?

[douride2]

I would sooner just grill my chicken.

[joeldalton]

I'm happy beating my own meat, but thanks.

[loves2learn]

I don’t cook lol