
What Do You Think This Potato Is Thinking?


There are three possibilities
--> Will I become one of them one day? (If I would be the cook then sorry dear you would be joining your friends in few minutes)
--> Looks good, won't hurt if I become cannibal.
--> Wait what? He was the one I was talking with some moments ago.
The possibilities are somewhat endless & swimming in Crisco could be a possibility as well.
Fair well my friends! You’ve been chosen! 😂
Or he could say they are saving the best for last.
He's thinking "my nob! I can't believe that cartel cut my nob off aswell as my limbs! How will I ever mastirbate now?"
Cheers to masturbating potatoes!
Slice and/or dice...
Things aren't looking good!
Nice! When potatoes are bad & they go to jail & get the death sentence instead of the chair they get the slicer.
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"Fry must you have such a shocked dis-spud-sition?"
I hope this isn't my dinner!
It might be my dinner or at least a side & a burger too.
... "oh my gosh! the (Oil)... told me the truth!
It’s all in the oil & they like swimming in Crisco.
OHHHHHH SHITTTT I AM NEXT 😱😱😱
Oh Shit is right!
He is thinking these chips look so delicious 😋
Right now I’m thinking the same & I can go for chips right now.
nothing, it's a fvcking potato
A fucking potato it might be to some & to others like a plant growing a potato could be more.
He's not thinking he's eating
He’s a cannibal, oh no.
That’s so cheesy!
It may be cheesy but you know you like it.
My friends fried
How the fuck they became so slim.
It's self concious potato
Their good swimmers too & swimming in Crisco tastes so good.
That he is next
You know he is & I could go for some fries right about now.
Better run for my life
“Don’t turn me into fries, I like being a potato!”
You know they are going to fry your guys.
Aww shit, I'm fried
Their fried alright & from swimming in Crisco.
Lolol
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