What do you think about mayonnaise?

Question

Lets have a question about mayonnaise cause why not?

Lucy68 · Accepted Answer

I'm from the south and unless it's Duke's Mayonnaise then I don't want it. Duke's Mayonnaise goes great whenever you're making a tomato and mayonnaise sandwich or some good old chicken salad

Tweetybirdii · Accepted Answer

I love mayo! I put it on sandwiches, fries, in my egg salads 🤣🤣i even use it in my conditioner

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

I tend to use Garlic Mayonnaise.

also

I've just dropped my phone in a jar of mayonnaise.

What the Hellman!
…"………………….

Jesus: (pouring wine) "This is my blood"
Jesus: (serves bread) "This is my body"
Jesus: (holding a mayonnaise jar)
"And this is my... Judas: "Yeah Jesus I think we'll stop there pal"

……………

A kid came home from school and asked his dad,

"Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina.

What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"

"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"

"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

………….

Had a great time watching Fifty Shades Of Grey at the cinema with my girlfriend.

The film was terrible but the reaction of the people sitting in front of us after I flicked mayonnaise on them was hilarious.

Koneko911 · Answer

Only mayo I'll eat. The other is nasty

HighlyVolatile · Answer

I love mayo but more Japanese mayo, like Kewpie:

I don't know exactly what is different but it seems to have a less pungent odor and taste and more mild and creamy and smooth. I've had people from other parts of the world like the US come to Japan and develop a love for mayo though while here, only to return to the US and dislike mayo again. So I think there's something different to Japanese mayo, however subtly, that makes it more popular with people who don't normally like it so much.

I've tried making homemade mayo and I didn't like it so much. It was so pungent. I only wanted to put the smallest amount on things like sandwiches, and I still didn't like it very much. Yet with Kewpie mayo, I like almost as much like a creamy Southern-style country ranch dressing in the US for, say, salad dressing or veggie dip.

CrazyGirl2 · Answer

I prefer the Tangy Zip of Miracle Whip (and yes, I pronounce the “H” as in whhhip) if you still don’t get it see below ⬇️

Cynicaldreamer · Answer

Yuck. I can't stand it. Not even the smell of it :|
The only way I can tolerate mayo is if it's "disguised" in another food or condiment, such as big mac or raising cane's sauce. I know it's in it, but I can't taste or smell it, so I can tolerate it.

Cherry234 · Answer

Ewww it's nasty. I do like chipotle mayo though. I'm only okay with plain mayo if it's used in recipes or food that require it like tuna sandwiches and macaroni salad.

purplepoppy · Answer

It's an inoffensive dip that doesn't mask foods own flavour. It's a safe dip but horrible to try and spell.

EmbraceThePain · Answer

My buddy really loves mayo and can eat it by itself without anything else. Me? I don’t really like it and can’t imagine just eating it by itself.

menina · Answer

I love mayonnaise!!! I use it often and I would use it in every food if I could. It's so delicious! 😋😋😋

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Delicious. I used it often but I would like to know what kind do these pizza places use to cause their ham and cheese hoagies have it on them and tastes out of this world?

xJayleenx · Answer

I use it as a base for some sauces but by itself it’s pretty mediocre

NathanDavis · Answer

I do like it... real mayo, kind of mayo... is it even mayo? cinco de mayo, all good to me

Whatthefluff · Answer

Speaking as a former sandwich maker, it is a popular way to ruin a meal.

Aerissa_Jade · Answer

I use it all the time to make fry sauce and many other things.

DarkCarousel · Answer

I don’t mind it. It always reminds me of making deviled eggs or eating a BLT.

AndrewMG · Answer

As condiments go Mayo doesn't get the respect it deserves... it's up there with Tommy (tomato) sauce in my opinion!

MindYourEyes · Answer

I think it’s delicious 😋. Just gives it that kick and moist hahah

Flower7 · Answer

I prefer Miracle Whip, if that counts. Regular mayonnaise is okay, but nothing special.

AndrésC64 · Answer

It's okay. But I don't use it very often because I very rarely eat cold sandwiches  And I'm not one of those crazies that buy buckets of it, or dip their fries in it. 😁

TheMajesticKing777 · Answer

It's only good on non toasted bread sandwiches, while butter is better on toasted sandwiches

josephinelcajon · Answer

I ran out one day and used Horseradish instead and liked it so I have been using both

Citizenkirk · Answer

I like a combination of mayonnaise and Miracle Whip on sandwiches, including fried eggs.

Kayla45 · Answer

I think it's too *eggy* for my tastes, but my family gets a kick out of it, oh well. 🤷‍♀️

TwinkleLily5 · Answer

Mayonnaise is Good as long as I don’t have to make it! This just brought back so many memories in my culinary class; I hated making mayonnaise—if you don’t hold your wrist properly it’s hll..

Massageman · Answer

Hellman's or Duke's. Problem is that most have priced themselves out of the market. I make our own mayo and salad dressings now.

bolverk · Answer

Use it often, but make my own, I own a Bamix so I can make a fresh batch when I need it no stabilisers or emulsifiers.

driven159 · Answer

use it mostly in shrimp salad egg salad chicken salad and sometime coat my baked chicken with it to hold the spices on the chicken and maybe sandwich sometimes

douride2 · Answer

It goes great with some foods. Not so much on other stuff.

call_me_scar · Answer

I'm warming up to it on hamburgers if it's mixed with ketchup

r2cute · Answer

i like it but only in a little amount, if it to much i think it taste bad

bulletbob555 · Answer

I used to use more of it and quite often. I've cut back considerably trying to use honey mustard instead. Helmans is ok Dukes is the best

Likes2drive · Answer

I use it on certain things, mostly sandwiches and tuna fish

Andro36 · Answer

I actually think it is disgusting. A lot of trans fat. Very unhealthy too

Apulu_3 · Answer

My favorite sauce after Soy Sauce.

petitedollbabee · Answer

Love it, currently eating it in a sandwich 😁

coconut94 · Answer

I use it as an instrument

midnightmoon05 · Answer

Don’t like it. Don’t need it as part of my diet.

Aurora1010 · Answer

Only good in sandwiches or select foods

TrueConfection · Answer

Delicious on fries and hot dogs!

FreyaRed · Answer

I like it as add to sandwiches and some salads

ohshee · Answer

Yes that's the only kind I like

DonkeyDan · Answer

I do use mayo fairly often but sparingly.

FinalFantasyBro · Answer

Mayo be really gross to me

KatherineJ · Answer

I don’t like mayonnaise or ketchup. 🤢

little_rose · Answer

Love it! Eat it with everything that it goes with!

Medhat-M · Answer

Omg i hate it... I find it gross

skyeee_ · Answer

mayonnaise with bread = best thing

annabananna · Answer

I like it on sandwiches

HeartFullOfGlue · Answer

I think they're sinful creatures

llorando · Answer

Delicious. I used it often.

Better_off_here · Answer

I love it I pur that stuff on everything.

Apple1996 · Answer

Eww 🤢🤢🤢

derrickmontano · Answer

Delicious - Perfect for sandwiches

WhatTheHeckkkk · Answer

I like it lol.

Genie23 · Answer

Not a big fan. 🙄

sammyyyyasdfghjkl · Answer

I like it

JoyGirl · Answer

I like it.

beebella · Answer

I love mayo. 😭

MasonAlucardthethird · Answer

It’s good

IncognitoBandito · Answer

Good in moderation

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