I Don't Wanna Cook My Cats?

[HighlyVolatile]

I have been thinking lately that I don't want to cook my cats. I also don't want to cook my wife. I like them alive more than dead!

Maybe that's true love?

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+1 y

I've been studying cooking techniques a lot lately and I keep thinking about how everyone and everything might taste if I cook them. Like my wife has nice slender legs with just a tiny bit of fat on them and I was thinking it'd be so nice roasted slowly over a spit rotisserie style. But then I realized she wouldn't have a leg if I did that and I want my wife to have both legs. But if I put a lot of garlic in there then I think her legs would be so nice just slow-roasted. It's better than Wagyu.

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+1 y

I have considered what my own leg would taste like. I think it'd taste like too much alcohol and too much muscle. I think my cheeks and little parts of me would taste delicious though!

[lightbulb27]

Have you considered eating your own leg first so you get the seasoning right? This is what bugs me about cannibals… they are other focused.


Then again maybe that’s why there aren’t so many around because they all are themselves.

[Wise4myage]

Omg, this is a CATastrophe. 😂

[DonkeyDan]

There was a period in the UK rumours spread that some butchers were selling cats and passing them off as rabbit. Once a whole cat is butchered its very hard to tell the difference, and apparently they taste the same. It could have all been just the rumour mill of course, but there is usually some truth behind rumours.

[purplepoppy]

Cat tastes like rabbit

[Apulu_Imback]

Wait you even thought about cooking them?

[Andres77]

Perspective is important.

[KrakenAttackin]

With some Fava beans and a nice Chianti...

[In_Trance]

alright