British food is the best in the world but where would you crash your plane?

[purplepoppy]

According to local folklore, when Amelia Earhart's plane got a little lost, it landed on a body of water to be greeted by a welshman in a coracle. When they asked where they were he yelled "'pwll" but they couldn't understand him and so quickly fucked off.

Now, they had a lucky escape, but in this question you're not so lucky. While flying over the Atlantic your plane runs into trouble. You're forced to aim for a group of small islands just north of France. Pulling out the only map you have, the one in the picture above you have to choose where to land.
The map shows the regional specialities and dishes and unfortunately you'll have to live off one of them until your rescued and returned to civilisation.

So choose wisely, where do you crash your plane?

[Lliam]

I know what some of those things are but I have no idea about others.

If I had to live on one thing for a while, I guess I'd take pasties. We have them where I live because Cornish hard rock miners came to this area to work in the gold mines and formed an entire town. I like pasties.

[AviatorTom]

I'd put down someplace in the Scottish Highlands, find myself a Crannog to live in and eat Haggis until rescued..

[AviatorTom]

Thanks for the mho.

FYI, if I couldn't make Scotland, I'd land on a hillside in Wales and find a local farmhouse, who would hopefully have some Welsh cakes... I have a sweet tooth.

[jennifer_bloom]

My favourite British food is the cheese, so I would pick it.

[WindAtMyBack]

British food is the best in the world? You are being sarcastic, right? I always thought it was the worst in the world.

Anyway, I'll try to make Wales. The lamb and rarebit look good. My mom used to make Welsh rarebit.

Or maybe the Cornish Pastry since I'm part Cornish.

[DryGermanGuy]

When I am in Great Britain, I survive with the help of Indian restaurants, Pizza Hut and burger joints. True story.

[ODC2112]

Yes, it is the best in the world if and only if the world is populated by coprophagist. It is better than Dutch or Swedish food, but is not something someone could enjoy. I crash on channel Island so I can swim to France easily.

[Iron_Man]

British food is the best in the world? I’ve heard a lot of negative things about British food plus I’ve been there myself and tasted it it’s not too pleasant I’m sorry to have to tell you that but it’s not

[AndrésC64]

Isn't British food renowned for being horrible? That's always what I hear. No offense.

[purplepoppy]

It doesn't have a great reputation. It's not the dishes themselves but rather dodgy hotels using low quality ingredients that's the problem.

[exitseven]

I would crash land in Scotland. I think I always wanted to try Haggis and Angus beef and Scottish shortcake.

[goaded]

I could live off pasties for a good long time.

Wait! "Birmingham Balti"? Very traditional!

[NathanDavis]

please point me in the direction where there's the most carbs, but the less animal blood used as condiment... lol

[snackthatsmilesback]

I can't read that. I go toward a cheese wedge.

[Anonymous]

"British food is the best in the world" LMAO! You funny

[Andres77]

Girl friend…not likely

[Andres77]

I was in Hereford a few years back and the stewed tomatoes, poached eggs with no seasoning, beans, hard dry muffins, blood sausage and “orange drink” kinda contributed to my weight loss.
The best thing those guys had was tea.

[Andres77]

Even after going up and down Pen y Fan in 2 hours I couldn’t make myself eat that stuff. The spiciest thing you guys have is your wit. Unmatched, worldwide. But your food sucks. No wonder you took china and India.

[purplepoppy]

I'm going to take an educated guess here. After several pints down the pub someone suggested walking up pen y fan tomorrow. The unwritten rule is if you drink long enough someone sooner or later will suggest a hike up it

[Andres77]

No. I actually stayed at a Bed and Breakfast and asked the lady where I could go for a run. She suggested that with a smirk. So I did it and took a picture of the summit.
When breakfast was laid out (Wales has better breakfast food then the boys in Hereford) I told her what I did. She was shocked. She went to the back and told her husband I heard him yell “never!”.
So later that day I showed him a pic of the summit because I didn’t want to think that I’d summited but was wrong and be embarrassed. He, humbly and quietly said “that’s it” and walked away.

[Andres77]

Beautiful country, Wales.

[purplepoppy]

Pen y fan normally takes a family about three hours so you did pretty well

[Andres77]

Have you done it?
The scenery was remarkable,
I’ll always remember it. Thanks for inspiring the memory:

[purplepoppy]

Done it a few times mostly as a kid

[Andres77]

👍👍👍

[bobby_bush_eater]

British food is garage other than the full English breakfast.

[Anonymous]

Yorkshire, its also beautiful.

[Lynx122]

No thanks to British food.

[Jennz6]

I’d be on a protein diet 💃

[Pete671]

Pie and mash for me,,,

[EaterPeter]

No where. Only planned crash as a proper landing

[Debbie14217]

hawaii ofc