Is anyone else offended when someone refers to pp's as "gummy worms"?

[Dіldophobe]

I hate gummy worms because they're so sugary like the best food options on the new 2023 nutrition guide, they dare to question the science of the recent decade. The Scientists informed us that healthy fats such as oxidized gmo canola oil and soy oil are the most important nutrients that should comprise the second largest section on our food pyramid after raw leaves and monocrop grains.

I'm fine with sugary foods in general because they were the still more of an important nutrient than organic meat, according to the most scientific food pyramids of the recent past. But the fact that they're Gummy WORMS proves them the worst food on earth. Worms are not plants or fungi, and they're not insects, meaning they're meat. Meat is the least healthy food, comprising the smallest section on all of the recent scientific food pyramids.

This guy offended me. Anyone else? Are we going to make it illegal to say "gummy worm action"?

[D_Bone_Steak]

I'm offended. I sit next to my high-powered WiFi and keep my cell phone directly on my junk and I suffer from erectile ultra function.

[Dіldорhоbe]

As I understand, you are sorry for our dildophobic pain. Thank you for your condolences.

[Dіldophobe]

@Dіldорhоbe thank you very much sir.

[D_Bone_Steak]

😂 Real shit.

[FilmGuy93]

I've never heard anyone say that before, but I can imagine why that would bother you.

[Dіldophobe]

Thanks for your condolences.