A few years ago the UK famously left the EU so they'd have the freedom to eat bent bananas. But what I'd like to know is when you eat a banana which way do you put it in your mouth?
Once upon a time, there was a man who had a strange fascination with bananas. He believed that they were the perfect fruit, with their non-slip surface, color indicator, and easy-to-open pull tab. He would often call them the "atheist's nightmare," as if their perfect design was proof of some higher power.
But as the man's obsession with bananas grew, strange things began to happen. He would wake up in the middle of the night to find half-eaten bananas on his bedside table, even though he didn't remember eating them. The bananas seemed to be following him, appearing in unexpected places like his shower or his car.
One day, the man received a strange package in the mail. It was filled with nothing but bananas, all perfectly ripe and ready to eat. But as he reached for one, he heard a faint whisper in his ear, "Don't eat me."
Startled, the man dropped the banana and ran out of the room. But as he turned to leave, he saw that the bananas had arranged themselves into a creepy smiley face, with the pull tabs as eyes and the curved shape as a grinning mouth.
From that day on, the bananas haunted him, appearing in increasingly disturbing ways. He saw them in his dreams, crawling up his bedpost like spiders. He heard their whispers in the wind, taunting him with their perfect design. And no matter how many bananas he tried to throw away, they always seemed to reappear.
Eventually, the man was driven to madness by the bananas. He became convinced that they were cursed, that their perfect design was proof of some dark magic. And one day, he disappeared without a trace, leaving behind only a single half-eaten banana.
The legend of the man who called bananas the "atheist's nightmare" lives on, and some say that if you listen carefully, you can still hear the whispering of bananas in the night.
They could eat whatever bananas they want. They classify the price of bananas based on how curved it is. Sounds pretty silly but whatever. I never eat the entire banana the way you mention here. I peel it and cut it into smaller pieces. And put them into oatmeal or on pancakes, desserts, etc.
A few years Britain left the EU because it didn't agree with the rules of a trading block nobody here or anywhere else gives a flying fuck about the shape of a banana
I point the bend in the banana downward so that the end points at my mouth when my hand is positioned at about chin level. As opposed to having to hold my hand up at eye level and feed the banana downward into my mouth, which sounds really gay.
I tend to prefer bananas on the greener end of the ripeness spectrum. Years ago a coworker saw me struggling to open my banana on break at work. He taught me how the butt end opens easier when nanners are greener than they are brown. So now i put the butt end in my mouth first.
This question makes me think eating bananas is gay... shred them up in a blender, it goes in my protein drink... damn... now that even sounds gay. You're making everything sound gay.
Let's talk about beans instead. Is it normal to tongue-flick beans?
I prefer it pointing down cause then it can hit that little thing at the back of my throat without gagging. I haven’t gotten TMJ yet so it’s safe to say, I know what I’m doing 🤣
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