Is celery a toothbrush for your colon?

[purplepoppy]

Celery is often criticised as being nothing but water with hair in the middle. But perhaps that's because your not supposed to actually eat it according to this old advertising campaign.

Let's be honest, no one likes celery. You but it because you feel you should be eating more salad but it goes limp long before you've eaten the whole head. No one likes limp head.

So why do you actually buy it?

Updates

+1 y

Just curious, do you insert the leafy end or the other cut side. Asking for a friend.

[misogynistic_pig]

No, celery is not a toothbrush for the colon.

While celery is a healthy and nutritious vegetable that can contribute to a balanced diet, it does not have the ability to effectively cleanse the colon.

The colon is part of the digestive system and is responsible for absorbing water and nutrients from food while removing waste from the body.

No type of toothbrush is required to keep the colon healthy, but rather a high-fiber diet, adequate hydration, and regular physical activity.

If you have concerns or questions about the health of your colon, we recommend speaking with a doctor or health professional for accurate and personalized information.

[Anonymous]

Celery is a low-calorie vegetable that is rich in fiber, vitamins, and minerals. It can aid in digestion and promote a healthy colon, but it is not a substitute for brushing your teeth or maintaining good oral hygiene. While celery may have some health benefits, it is important to remember that a balanced diet and regular exercise are the keys to maintaining good overall health.

[electromagnetic]

I like celery 🥹

like you said, it doesn’t taste like everything and 99% of the time fibers get stuck in teeth. I’ll eat the whole thing but maybe it’s all about sucking the juices.

[KimmyKimchi]

I don't think it's shape would make me wanna stick it up my butt, carrots and cucumbers probably better 😂

[SawerBrown]

Eating celery has many health benefits which include keeping your cholesterol in control, it's an anti-inflammatory, helps to lower high blood pressure, aids stomach ulcers, wards off some cancers, helps keep your liver healthy, helps keep youregular as it is 95% water and has a healthy dose of soluable and insoluble fiber.

[AviatorTom]

I never eat celery by itself. I use it as a carrier for ranch dressing or bleu cheese while eating wings, or I fill it with cream cheese as a snack.

[Iron_Man]

Every time I go to Buffalo wild wings to watch football games I have a 10 piece all chicken drums , medium spicy sauce and before that I always have celery and carrots. I dip them in blue cheese and I eat them whole all good vegetables, google celery, find out the vitamins that are in them.

[MementoMori777]

I eat it in my salad, I don't think I'm ever eating that shit in my salad again 😂

[FunkyMonkee]

I wouldn't know! I don't even EAT the shit, let alone shove it up my asshole! And, since when does an asshole have teeth?

[Red_Arrow]

About your update - are you asking for a friend because you don't do that either way, instead inserting it sideways?

[lightbulb27]

A good crunchy celery is a delight. I'm sure it is good for us. I grew some last year, not too shabby.

[jshm2]

Joking aside, celery is a good micronutrient plant. Too much can cause gas and the runs, though.

[exitseven]

I tried using a celery stalk to clean ot my colon and the end broke off and got stuck up there

[FreyaRed]

Why just thin celery leaves, celery roots are bigger but don't have sharp edges.

[Charliefretz329]

It’s great with peanut butter or ranch… I’ll have to try the butt cleaner later

[Jamie05rhs]

Lmao. Just let it go through your body normally like any other piece of food.

[CassandraSpender]

Yes, but don't forget to eat the toothpaste too!

[BoobSlayer]

No, you should use an actual toothbrush.

[Anonymous]

Maybe that's what you limey's do with celery but we American just prefer to eat it.😮

[Agape93]

Leafy end for cleaning, other end for enjoyment

[Still-alive]

i would watch that porn ngl lol

[blissinanarchy1]

I’ll be a toothbrush for your colon