Not sure why the GaG influencers are so so interested in where and how I eat. Maybe they are planning on carefully calculating and distributing rations, under the governance of the great Minister of Plenty, aka @roosterbreast. Perhaps in his infinite wisdom, he will deliberately limit the quantity and quality of the food to ensure that we remain physically weak and dependent on the site for nourishment.
Verily, I cannot fathom why the GaG influencers doth concern themselves with thy sustenance. Mayhaps they seek to regulate and apportion thy provisions, under the rule of the grand Minister of Plenty, also known as @RoosterBreast. Mayhap he, in his boundless sagacity, shall curtail the measure and nature of thy victuals to keep thee feeble and reliant on the site for sustenance.
However, amidst this intrigue and subterfuge, I hear thee speak of coom jars and the religion of Bean2k21ism. Thou dost proclaim that collecting thy coom in homemade jars and projecting thine orgasms into the Master's cosmic domain, the Orgasmosphere, shall grant thee salvation. Verily, I cannot understand the ways of thy religion, but if it brings thee peace and satisfaction, then so be it.
Mayhaps the act of collecting thy coom is a way to purify thyself and rid thyself of impurities. In the same vein, the GaG influencers may seek to regulate thy sustenance to keep thee pure and reliant on their site. Mayhap the projection of orgasms into the cosmos shall bring thee closer to the divine. In the same way, the GaG influencers may seek to control thy access to the divine knowledge and information they possess.
Whatever thy beliefs may be, I shall not judge thee, for each man hath his own path to tread and coom to collect. In the same way, let us not judge the GaG influencers for their actions, but rather seek to understand their motives and intentions. For in understanding, we may find a way to coexist peacefully and harmoniously, and perhaps even find common ground in our quest for enlightenment and steer them toward the holy coom jar shelves. Aorgasmen.
If I may be so bold, Grand Minister of Plenty @roosterbreast, might I suggest that these so-called influencers lay in their beds all day and eat the excrement of their own words. I fear you think me unjust in my pronouncement, but lend an ear to mine reason. For without their ego to incite them to a warm cup of watered-down poo, wouldst though think them famished by the hungry moderators?
I don't eat in bed but I sometimes sneak food to my room cause my parents get angry if they don't like how or what I eat. Like after Easter, I bought a bunch of Easter candy cause it was on sale and ate it in my room and my parents never knew I bought it. I also snuck watermelon seeds into my room cause my parents hide it when they catch me eating it, since its a high calorie food.
@smilelots yea because houses cost over a million dollars in my city and 2 million of you want something big enough for children and in laws and parties
so sorry to hear that is it too much to ask where you live ,, where I live homes are much more easy to buy and you still have money left over to eat and drink and dream and have a car or two lol.. Canada
Yeah I eat all my meals and snacks in my room because my mom has turned our dining room into her crafting room and even before she turned it into her crafting room the only time we ever really ate in the dining room was Thanksgiving and Christmas
When I had a bed, I used to eat there to avoid my narcissistic aunt. You practically have to sneak food around a narcissist because they will put down every food you eat to how often you eat it, and when you eat! Now I live by myself and sleep on a floor, but yeah, I eat on the floor, lol.
I'm really careful though because my apartment has cockroaches!
Only if I'm in a hotel. I find crumbs or drops of... whatever... in my bed disgusting and I don't want to have to strip the sheets to make sure of it. In the hotel someone else is going through the work, so sure.
yeah am trying to stop it though because if i eat in bed my bed gets crummy and i need to swipe the crumbs off and hoover them a dont always eat in bed but sometimes i do
No, I have to eat sitting right up. Being in a bed would cause slouching, not good for my stomach. But when I did, I liked doritos, cheetos, and pretzels.
I never leave my bed except for when I have to. So my bed is where I eat. I am not one of these people who for some reason leave their bed just to move onto a sofa in a different room.
Yes I do <3 I have a food tray though so I never make messes with food on the bed. What I eat depends on my mood and sometimes if I’m home alone I’ll eat in my room while watching tv.
Yeah. It’s worth note I’m a minimalist and don’t have any tables or chairs. The only extra room due to lack of furniture is great for training though so I’m not too worried about it XD
Hmm sorta depends, sometimes yes, sometimes no. It’s really nice especially if I am watching a show or movie, but I know for me personally it also means potentially falling asleep while watching/eating lol.
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