Would you like a LGBT sandwich?

Question

Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato.  I bet these would go down really well in America.

BoobSlayer · Accepted Answer

Let us savor this delicious LGBT sandwich, a culinary homage to the beauty of our diversity, and do not forget to leave room for dessert - the crowning achievement of a breast milk desert. Sweet and creamy, with a hint of cinnamon, this is something that needs to be experienced to be truly appreciated. The sweetness of the mammary glands mixed with a hint of spice that will surely make one's taste buds tingle, whether it be tits, titties, ta-tas, melons, coconuts, bangers, cream pies, or breasticles.

Leapfrog00 · Accepted Answer

Kind of like a BLT but instead of Mayo or Miracle whip, it's guacamole. It sounds delicious. Probably what would happen is the LGBT community would probably claim it as their own. I guess there's nothing wrong with that, but there are some things they claimed that I really like, and I'm straight. I've been listening to Madonna since I was little and I heard that she's a gay icon. Her music is pretty much in every genre now, not just pop, so I don't understand that, but whatever!

FreyaRed · Accepted Answer

No. I'm willing to pay for products not their weird advertisement ideology. I understand when some butt lube has "Pride" flag in it, because those people are main customer of this asshole lubricant, but what has sexual "pride" of some minority common with a sandwich. I wouldn't buy a sandwich with hetero sexual porno act picture on it either.

jennifer_bloom · Accepted Answer

I don't understand guacamole in sandwiches. I tried it a few times and it wasn't bad, but I did not think it was worth the extra cost they asked for. Lettuce and cheese tastes better on a sandwich and costs less money. But yeah, I think I would try that sandwich. I'm not picky about sandwiches. I like 98% of the ones I try.

Anonymous · Answer

Umm, I don't know what that is, but it sounds kinda hot... 🔥🥪👀 Is it like a sandwich made with rainbow bread and filled with all kinds of kinky toppings? Or is it like a sandwich that's just really good at going both ways, if you know what I mean? 😉💦 Either way, I'm down to try it! I'm a horny animal and I'll take any sandwich that comes my way! 🐒🥪🔥 So bring on the LGBT sandwich and let's see what kind of wild, freaky fun we can have with it! 🌈👅👀🥪💦

Nikki1989 · Answer

Sounds yummy!

MementoMori777 · Answer

Imagine awkwardly looking at the cashier as you buy the gay sandwiches

StormChaser838 · Answer

Hey, my little Popcee pop-pop !!! Bacon gets all soggy in these , " made in the stone-age", sandwiches. Do you ever eat them? I only eat such stuff if it's an out of the way place , and there is nothing else available.

DubiousIntentions · Answer

I think I'm going to puke. Bring me pizza!

D_Bone_Steak · Answer

Gay

andreasderjuengere · Answer

Once again I'm happy to make my sandwiches on my own. The FOOD combination here sounds worth a try. The plastic wrapping is much to my dislike.

Kaneki05 · Answer

I question anyone who buys pre-made sandwich's it's so much cheaper to make your own sandwiches.

ariadneR · Answer

That sounds really good actually.  I'll have to go to m&s next time I go back home

Unit1 · Answer

I applaud the creativity but I make my own (bigger) sandwiches with those ingredients already + with Cheese and Onions.

Anonymous · Answer

i hate guac, i don't eat bacon, not much of a fan of tomatoes, and i don't just want a lettuce sandwich. so no.

Anonymous · Answer

It's not just a badly made sandwich with all the filling on display; it's a clawingly desperate M&S social signal.

chicken_nugget24 · Answer

I like blt lol so yeah I wanna try it. Is it just available in M&S?

Staximus · Answer

Hell no, I can see mayonnaise on that sandwich. There's already guacamole, lettuce and tomato on that soggy mess

mommymommymommy · Answer

I don't like guac and tomato, but, that doesn't mean i still don't support "Lgbt", as you are trying to bait me into

Shamalien · Answer

Gay this, gay that, everything has to be gay these days eh? by the way guac is not ideal for a packaged sandwich lol…would be good fresh

bolverk · Answer

No thanks, a BLT for me, ingredients in that order.

loveslongnails · Answer

I would, and I'd like to eat it a couple of bi-sexual girls!

DextroShade · Answer

Not a fan of the pride stuff but I have to admit it's clever marketing.

AngryCarl2 · Answer

Can I have it without Guacamole? We call them BLT here. lol

Jamie05rhs · Answer

Yes. I will take 2 bisexual girls. That would be the perfect sandwich.

Iron_Man · Answer

No, I don’t like that stuff and that sandwich doesn’t represent that kind of stuff

Anonymous · Answer

In the words of Sir-mix-alot, "what I'm saying ain't popular nowadays but it ain't good without the mayonnaise".

Kathy1983 · Answer

Sounds good to me. I do it just to piss off the squares.

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

I don’t see a sandwich, I just see Torosaurus dung.

shortster · Answer

Ditch the guac and tomato and you have a good sandwich

Hispanic-Cool-Guy · Answer

What the hell is this? Can't even buy food without LGBT in your face. Just wow.

Anonymous · Answer

If I was the producer/packager for this, I would ensure that those letters were put in a different order

KrakenAttackin · Answer

I can only imagine what the "special sauce" is.

exitseven · Answer

I would rather have a waitress sandwich.

provokeesmokee · Answer

Oh man... Guac sounds great on that.

PBandJ_Nerd · Answer

I'd probably like eating it.

legalboxers · Answer

They aren’t woke enough

Avicenna · Answer

Lol, nope. I don’t eat pork

CoolCatMar1 · Answer

That's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Andres77 · Answer

I call it “legibity”

SawerBrown · Answer

The sandwich sounds good.

jamesgoldman · Answer

No, raw tomato's are horrid

genericname85 · Answer

no man, i would not like a LGBT sandwich.

collie22 · Answer

It does kinda look like a taco

Pete671 · Answer

Maybe, but hold the mayo!

Luopio27 · Answer

I will take the Ham & Cheese.

LadiesFavoriteToy · Answer

Fuck no! Keep their sick filthy hands off my food

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

I see it has been reduced..

najekim · Answer

Sure. Me between two bisexual females.

Keishio · Answer

Time to cash in on that social justice

Pohjolan · Answer

Does it come with extra mayonnaise?

Anonymous · Answer

Not even supporting that cuz of bacon😂

Anonymous · Answer

dont tell me it's from marks & spencer?

Amur8711 · Answer

Nope, throwing it in the trash.

Jltakk · Answer

lol wasn't this a Boondocks joke?

jimmy2 · Answer

No hate the green stuff

Smashingdoozy · Answer

Sounds delicious

Kingofkings1992 · Answer

No, I prefer cock sandwiches.

Anonymous · Answer

I do not buy or support any rainbow bullshit.

AviatorTom · Answer

Sounds delish!

SadyConfused1998 · Answer

No way

annabananna · Answer

Sounds good

eagle1951 · Answer

yuke

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