If You Were A Sandwich, What Kind Of Sandwich Would You Be?

[Anonymous]

Describe in detail the sandwich and why you chose that sandwich. 🥪

"I'll start us off, I would be a bologna sandwich. I would be a bologna sandwich because it has a unique taste unlike any other. I am the kind of sandwich that comes with Miracle Whip as opposed to Mayo. Sweet and tangy flavored. I am usually cut down the middle so I'm easily eaten. I must warn you, my contents are so thick that after the first bite, I have the potential to get stuck on the roof of your mouth. You will need expert tongue work to make sure I go all the way down."

[youngmix]

Toasted chicken club sandwich with avocado, pickled hot jalapenos, and homemade habanero ranch, stacked to the sky.

I'm perfectly toasted brown, I've got it all, and you'll probably be done before I am, but you can eat me for days. You probably shouldn't try me unless you're ready for something really hot, and I bite back. I'm a nice mix, with some Spanish/Hispanic origins.

[Asker]

Sounds amazing! 🥪

[ZS007]

first think that came to mind was avocado cause I like it 🤣 with some caramelised onions. it would be awesome

[Asker]

Sounds like a great sandwich lol 🥪😂👏

[Crafteroon]

A minute steak sandwich. You need some prep work for all the ingredients, some bell peppers, cherry tomatoes, and a dash of mayo. But as long as you don't rush in, all the prep work pays off and you feel full and satisfied, still hungry to have one at another time.

[Asker]

That sounds delicious 😋

[Crafteroon]

I wouldn't mention it if it wasn't enjoyable.

[Asker]

Touché!

[Crafteroon]

Hungry for sandwiches or curious how to describe yourself as food?

[Asker]

I just thought it would be a fun question and it would allow everyone to be creative 💭🙆‍♀️

[Crafteroon]

And the best seem to be creative culinarilly and otherwise with their contributions.

[Asker]

Sooooo true! 🥪🥙

[DJaQueef]

Tossed salad sandwich. Why? I have no clue and I'm not into tossing salad or having my salad tossed. Not even if it involved Italian dressing.

[Asker]

Thank you for taking the time to explain your answer!

I've never had a sandwich like that before.

[DJaQueef]

I don't even know if there is such a sandwich. I just typed the first thing that came to my mind.

[Asker]

Oh okay!

[Sandeeppingping]

Buffalo wings, always hot and polarizing af

[Sandeeppingping]

Ohhh shit you asked what sandwich, umm, Boneless Buffalo wings sandwich then

[Asker]

Ahahaha 😂👏🔥

[bennies_819]

I would be a avocado bacon cheese whole wheat bun chicken sandwich 🍔🥤

[Asker]

Sounds great!

[AviatorTom]

I'd be a PBJ... peanut butter and jelly. So easy to make, fairly healthy, and one thing that almost all kids will eat.

[Asker]

PB&J is one of my favorites! Simple and delicious

[dragoblack]

Walnut Venison burger with a berry white sauce, lettuce, steak tomato, pickles, and caramelized onions.

[Asker]

"Caramelized onions"!!!

I am sold! Sounds amazing 🥪

[AviatorTom]

@dragoblack Where can I eat "you" ... sounds delicious.

[dragoblack]

@AviatorTom lol, phrasing

[BlueScorpio]

er... I don't know most of time i get a meatball marina from subway so maybe that lol

[Asker]

Lol! 😂🥪

[amandat94132]

Turkey bacon , lettuce and tomato with plenty of mayonnaise and a bit of mustard :)

[Asker]

Turkey bacon 🥓 is soooo yummy

[Pudsmucker]

Liver wurst on home made whole wheat bread with thick m mayonnaise on both slices of bread brown mustard, leaf of lettuce, pickle and a sliced tomato.

[sage2021]

@Pudsmucker have you ever read the ingredients in liverwurst? It's made with 🐖 pig snouts (first ingredient - pig noses). I used to love to eat it, but not anymore.

[Asker]

I really like pickles 🥒

[Pudsmucker]

The stuff that I buy is made in Germany and it's all liver. I have been eating this for over 20 years.

[mstbooblover]

Allow me to kid a little: playing sandwich for me means laying between two girls... ;0)

[Asker]

🤣🤣

[AviatorTom]

@mstbooblover I think the correct word is "lying" but your choice of "laying" is probably more accurate. 😎😎

[mstbooblover]

@AviatorTom The boobytraps of grammar ;0)

[Dargil]

My tastes are simple. Peanut butter and bacon with iceberg lettuce and mayo.

[Asker]

Yummy!

[Likes2drive]

I would be the type of sandwich I like to eat which is Turkey on a pretzel bun with lettuce tomato and avocado with real mayonnaise

[Asker]

Sounds tasty!

[Massageman]

No double entendre on that last sentence, either, huh? ;- ). but I digress.

An Italian Sub for summers

Toasted Cheese for the winters.

[VanguardTitan]

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich cause I'm overrated and childish 🤣

[Asker]

Lmbo 🤣!! This was such a creative answer 💭

[VanguardTitan]

Thanks 😁

[maximumpower]

BLT
Ingredients that shouldn't be good together but really are.

[Asker]

😇😇

[H8INCHES]

I just wanna be the meat in the middle with sexy buns on both sides.

[Asker]

Very clever! So creative! LOVE your answer

[Zolly99999]

Grilled chicken with hot peppers on white bread... lean and mean 😉

[Asker]

Yummy!

[Zolly99999]

@secret6620 😁😁

[Anonymous]

Peanut butter and banana because you gotta be a king if you're gonna eat me!

[Asker]

Yes!!! So creative! Love your answer

[Opinion Owner]

I'm glad someone got the reference

[Asker]

Of course!

[Panzer21]

A Falafel flatbread sandwich with donair sauce. Might take some getting used to for some but its sweet and the crunch is good.

[mispix22]

a spicy sandwich with a lot of pepper jack cheese and pesto... perhaps some chicken

[Asker]

I LOVE spicy food 🥰🔥

[mispix22]

oh me too!

[pastuser]

great question but i'm not much help on this type of question.

did you block me on instergram i was just being nice & said hi

[pastuser]

@secret6620 how is life going for you?

[Sarahplus2]

Reuben with spicy sauce

[Asker]

Soooo good!

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I would be hard salami or bologna

[Asker]

I absolutely LOVE bologna 😋

[driven159]

a dagwood full of yummy stuff

[Asker]

Never heard of that sandwich before 😮

[driven159]

It's a big sandwich with lots of meat and veggies put on it you can't get your mouth open wide enough to eat it

[DaddyDiablo]

The chicken pecan sandwich from Arby's

[Asker]

LOVE Arby's

[DaddyDiablo]

My aunt used to work there so it was litty as a titty

[Asker]

Lol 😂

[Degenerate]

Roast beef cause I wanna be eaten like a pussy

[Asker]

This comment made me laugh 🤣

[ZenJen444]

Jersey Mike club sub🤣

[Asker]

Jersey Mike is my favorite sandwich place! Sooooo much better than Subway

[ZenJen444]

After having jersey Mike's I will never ear subway again.

[Asker]

Same here! 😂👏🥪

[Rahul8124]

Chicken sandwich...

[Asker]

Nice! Chick Fil A is my favorite

[Rahul8124]

I like the sandwich u described

[Asker]

Oh yay! Bologna is absolutely delicious

[Rahul8124]

Ok but you mention the tongue thing i dont do that in sandwich

[Rahul8124]

So would it still taste nice

[Asker]

Interesting for sure!

[Rahul8124]

Cool

[TitsMcGee16]

I would be a white bread sandwich because white is right.

[Asker]

Sounds like a racist to me 😂 "white is right" lol

"Just ignorant" sounds better