What would you do if a five year old came up to you and said “you’re invited to my pizza party”?

[Jakartheg]

[purplepoppy]

Say thank you and smile at his parents. Obviously I wouldn't turn up unless his dad was hot.

[Lynx122]

LOL XD

[dreamstar72]

Sorry can’t make it due to a business meeting. Anyways happy birthday and here is a twenty buy something nice.

[comekitty]

🤣

I teach kindergarten and I get invited to their birthday parties - which usually do have pizza. 🙂

[comekitty]

I don't usually go - if I go to one, I have to go to all but I have attended their ball games and dance recitals. No pizza there, tho. 🙂

[Jakartheg]

Damn ur students like you

[comekitty]

Lol... most of them do

[Cynicaldreamer]

I... guess I'm going to a pizza party! (Who turns down free pizza?) I'd obviously check with the parents first, but I'd show, probably bring a cheap gift as a courtesy, and stay for a bit

[Anonymous]

If it’s a pineapple pizza I’d kick the five yr old

[CrimsonAngel09]

This is why I hate people.

[Opinion Owner]

Joking
I love kids