How do you like your monkey nuts?

[purplepoppy]

Do you buy them ready shelled or do you like to crack open your own nuts?

In shell

Deshelled raw

Deshelled and salted

Deshelled and roasted

I've never eaten monkey nuts but I like peanuts

Monkey nut butter

[BoobSlayer]

Boobslayer here. I must confess that the topic has taken a slight detour from my usual expertise. Nevertheless, let me attempt to intertwine my love of chesticles with your rather peculiar query.

When it comes to monkey nuts, I must say they have a certain appeal, slightly reminiscent of firm coconuts or even bazoombas if you will. However, in terms of my preferences, I must confess that I am more inclined towards the wonders of the feminine anatomy - the melons, boobies, and oh, those chesticles! Such marvels indeed!

Now, let me take a brief moment to discuss my cousin @cousin_stacy. They happens to possess quite the impressive set of... ahem, large breasticles. They could easily rival a pair of cantaloupes or perhaps fiery biscuits, if you catch my drift. They are indeed blessed with some remarkable assets, let me tell you.

So, to bring it all full circle, while monkey nuts may have their merits, I must admit that my heart and attention lean more towards the admiration of magnificent feminine treasures. It's all about the jugs, my friend. The beautiful, captivating jugs!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go back to discussing my adoration for Judy Garland while avoiding the monkey pox known to your regions. Ta-ta for now!

[Jersey2]

First off, I do prefer to buy my monkey nuts as getting them myself can take a lot of effort that I’m just not willing to put in to it.

Now I can go both ways between breaking them open myself or just eating handfuls of them. If at a baseball game its traditional to break them open yourself and leave a mess for the workers at the stadium.

If at a bar, except say in Texas, its the norm to stick your hand in the communal bowl for a handful of nuts, eat them, lick the salt off your hands and then grab more… or be a wimp and get your own bowl or in high end dive bars get a plastic packet of them. In Texas, just shell them and throw them on the floor or in some places they will charge you for being too neat.

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[mandyfire98]

Thinking about them boiled and salted. Is boiling peanuts common at all in Wales?

[purplepoppy]

No it not

[mandyfire98]

It's very common where I'm from.

[Anonymous]

I like to use them in my professional investigations. ﾠ

[ohsheeT]

Oh no no. I mean it might even be hard for me to answer this question

Because I'm so allergic to them

I don't care where I'm at I could be driving down the road and I can have a friend in the car if they crack open a monkey nut I pass out right there bam I'm out..
I could be in line at a movie theater and somebody might have monkey nuts that is waiting in line

I hear that crack and I just passed out right there hit the ground bam I don't know what it is
I could be water skiing behind a boat somebody in the boat might crack open a month in that bam into the water I go I don't know what it is what's wrong with me but no monkey nuts for me

I don't dare go to a zoo somebody might say look at those monkey nuts and I'll pass out right there

I wonder if I was a monkey in a previous life oh well

[WhiteSteve]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/loKQgBM_v_Y

🎶Back in the day they used to run up sayin’ “Pimp C, what ya know?” I tell ‘em take this crack and get the fuck ‘way from me, bro…Cuz everywhere I went it became a instant cut, cuz they know I cut them 20s and them big fat monkey nuts”

Big fat monkey nuts

RIP Pimp C🙏🙏🙏

[Jaximus-Lion]

I like both. With shells, i buy big bags, save the shells and take ot to our garden's food compost. The deshelled i usually buy them in a mix with other nuts and seeds 😏

[Nikki1989]

I like them as salty as possible.

[exitseven]

Can they say that no monkeys were harmed in the making of that product?

[molonski2]

Never heard of them being called " monkey nuts " going back a few years , I used to eat nearly every day , dont know why I gave up , no reason.

[John_Doesnt]

I like my women like I like my chocolate: white and without nuts.

[Andres77]

Salty…I like to suck the salt off of them before I chew

[Sparkie460]

They are called peanuts in America. I don't like any nuts except the two I have

[Iron_Man]

I wouldn’t eat anything that says that on the package

[douride2]

I have never eaten monkey nuts but I do love peanuts.

[Anonymous]

This Pic reminds me of when I was a kid and my dad bring me home a bag of "muthaf***ers nuts".

[Sitaraxx]

I love aldi branded monkey nuts :P

[AviatorTom]

I like to crack my own nuts.

[DJB72]

Honey glazed ideally...

[legalboxers]

-blinks-