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Have you tried the raw seaweed diet?

For the past week I've eaten nothing but raw seaweed I've collected from the local coastline. Laverbread, basically nori pulp, has long been a local delicacy but takes long cooking and stinks out the kitchen. But recently a new fad driven by rising shop prices saw people trying other types of seaweed and eventually do away with cooking it all together.

I was sceptical at first, and the the first few bites weren't easy. But now I'm eating all sorts, sea lettuce, kelp, bladderwrack etc all raw just as nature intended. It just takes a quick rinse to remove any sand and any little creatures then tuck in.

I've never felt better and my sex drive has went through the roof. My skins radiant, my hair's shiny it almost feels like I've superpower endurance. My family are reluctant to switch to it but I'm slowly weaning my dog onto it but at the minute he'll only eat thongweed.
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Have you tried the raw seaweed diet?
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