I had a woman over last night. I woke up before her and made my own breakfast first because I didn’t want to wake her. She could use the beauty sleep if you know what I mean. Women in their late 30s with careers can look rough.
Anyway, I cooked a couple of soft boiled eggs and ate them with buttered toast cut into strips. I had an egg cup which is the head of Homer Simpson. So she wakes up and sees me eating, laughed at how in her words spoken in a hoarse intonation “cute” it was and told me only kids eat eggs like that.

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