Adults shouldn't be eating cereal. It's childrens food, agree?

It's time to put away childish things and face reality. Cereal is designed for little kids, it has no place in front of an adult at breakfast time. 90% of the packaging is designed to attract ankle buyers not adults.

But what of plain cornflakes? Well did you know that the Kellogg's is a based on the welsh word for cock, "ceiliog" that's right your munching cock flakes, go on google it.

Sure some cereal is advertised as being good for your heart but what 5 year old gives a shit about heart attacks? If you must have a milky breakfast then at least have a grown up one like porridge.

Agree? Of course you do
Adults shouldnt be eating cereal. Its childrens food, agree?
I have zero respect for adults who eat cereal
When I see a hot guy/girl buying cereal I assume they have kids
I fill my underpants with cornflakes to discourage nocturnal hand wandering
I dumped my boyfriend when I discovered he ate cereal
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*ankle biters not buyers
Adults shouldn't be eating cereal. It's childrens food, agree?
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