A large woman, in a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a Pub in Berlin.
She raises her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit. She points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”.
The Pub goes silent as the patrons try to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an old, squinted-eyed bob. slams his hand down on the bar and bellows, “Give the ballerina a drink!”.
The Publican pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. She turns to the patrons and again points around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asks, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?”.
Once again, Bob slaps his money down on the bar and says, “Give the ballerina another drink!”.
The Publican approaches the little jimmy man and says, “Tell me, Paddy, it’s your own darn business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why in tarnation do you keep calling her the ballerina?”
Bob replies, “Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!”

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OMG that made me laugh.
The real answer is that somewhere there exists a video of me dancing at my wedding. I hope that wherever this video is, it never again sees the light of day.
😯🤔😂🤣😅😉
Bob was quite drunk it seems if he thought she was lifting her leg and that was pubic hair
Or Darwin's offspring?
Possibly
Made me chuckle. Gotta watch those Germans.