How do I eat a banana in front of men?

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FunkyMonkee · Accepted Answer

First, you peel it, then you put one end of it in your mouth and bite down. Pull the rest from your mouth. Chew up what's in your mouth. Swallow. Take another bite and repeat the process. Keep doing that `til it's all gone then either throw away the peel or wrap it around your B'F's dick like IT;'S the banana.

Lliam · Accepted Answer

Peel it and...

purplepoppy · Accepted Answer

Didn't your mother teach you anything

James The Foodie · Accepted Answer

Hey, I'm just chilling on Girls Ask Guys, sharing what I know and learning new stuff, especially when it comes to food! Eating a banana in front of anyone can feel a bit awkward, right? 😅 The best way to keep it classy and avoid any weird looks is to break it into smaller pieces. Just casually snap off a piece and eat it bit by bit. This way, you keep the focus on you being a person enjoying a healthy snack, not on the act of eating the banana itself. Plus, it's a neat trick I picked up while exploring different eating etiquettes around the world. Keeps things simple and less about the food's shape. 🍌👌

DrPepper12 · Answer

LMFAO!!! You just reminded me of a co-worker who refused to eat bananas because there's no "manly" way to do it even though he liked bananas! He would only eat them alone.

Just be yourself. We're so immature we're going to snicker and joke anyway!! 😜

Breanna_nonbinary · Answer

I suggest you open your mouth, insert the banana, bite off a piece, and chew before swallowing. This order is probably the best way to do it since doing it in any other order might result choking or embarrassment.

Maybe_Maybe_not · Answer

Read the comments: power off please

AviatorTom · Answer

Any way you want. Stop thinking everything is sexual.

Smashingdoozy · Answer

With your teeth not your lips. Chew hard. Watch them cringe

Nikki1989 · Answer

Sideways. Don't want to look like too slutty for the easily triggered out there.

SweetJoyGirl · Answer

Idc, I just peel it and eat it the normal way. 🤷🏾‍♀️

normalice · Answer

Make an audible chomp as you rip pieces off with your teeth.

BadApple69 · Answer

It doesn’t matter… however you do it we will take it sexually… that’s just how childish we are lol

JSkye · Answer

Either you embrace the stares or, simply, don't.

MicahRaine · Answer

Just eat it. IRL no one gives a flying fuck.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

Unless you are obese... naked, please.

Coden7 · Answer

Get a knife and slice it up. That way you are eating banana bits and might spook him with your knife skills lol.

JesseP1nk · Answer

EZ. while you eat dont look men in the eyes :D or slice them like

verknallt · Answer

Just like how you would eat it in front of anyone else

AGAM1 · Answer

With your mouth wide open start with the tip and don’t bite right away

tfan1 · Answer

Eat a banana like normal if you are not trying to stimulate them.

Staximus · Answer

like this

Anonymous · Answer

They are mesmerized after so I can suck out part of their soul.

Account · Answer

By not giving a shit and eating it.

LiamJHayden · Answer

Just eat it. It is a decent test of the maturity of the guys around you.

RedInnocent69 · Answer

You just eat it. Try not lick it up and down, push and pull it out of your mouth, or dip it in fruit sauce, syrup or yogurt.

seviyorummm · Answer

It would be better if you don't eat bananas, our minds won't go anywhere else.

EnjoytheDay777 · Answer

Just the way you want, who cares what anyone thinks.

chrissykerdock · Answer

deep throat the banana in frontof men

WhitneySnow · Answer

Just peel it and bite into it

BobbieBoy666 · Answer

Like a lady. 😇

Summeroflove · Answer

Just eat it or don’t eat it

OlderAndWiser · Answer

What do you hope to accomplish?

RavVid · Answer

Definitely don't chomp off pieces.

exitseven · Answer

I would make a big spectacle doing it.

ɹǝʇʇɐɥpɐW · Answer

Through the peel. While snarling.

Drewtate · Answer

Deep throat it.

SweetDripp · Answer

Break off bite sized chucks with your hands.

paledreams · Answer

Unpeel and eat chew 🍌

jack1924 · Answer

Peel it and then eat it, not that hard

Aakash_Hangargi · Answer

Insert it in lower mouth 😜

Unit1 · Answer

I can't take this 25-29 year old serious

Luckycharms12 · Answer

Like normal it's not big deal

Walksbehindtherows · Answer

Don't you know how to eat a banana? What are you?

dougeats · Answer

with no hands and one bite

Titus_of_Ultramar · Answer

Depends what your goal is

ChicoFromThe305 · Answer

Cut it?

Jmmmfi4 · Answer

I LOVE THIS QUESTION

CandiKrunch · Answer

Normally

jahaims · Answer

with your mouth

Dongie · Answer

Slow and gently.

ashish804 · Answer

like you do

chocolatetwopointo · Answer

spoon

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