Besides filming a video, how could you prove how many chicken patties you can eat in an online chicken patty eating contest?

[Staximus]

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for an ONLINE Chicken Patty EATING CONTEST that sounds different & hopefully the contestant aren’t blowing up the toilet seat after.

In addition to video an easy way to somewhat prove how many chicken patties you ate would be by weight. The video would have to be live & so will the before & after weigh in & maybe a witness testimonial as well.

I’m sure people will cheat anyway.

[AviatorTom]

Lay them out in rows on the table in front of you, and number each one with vegetable dye: 0, 1, 2 ... Eat them in numerical order. When you finish (or time runs out), the chicken patty that's the next one you would eat if you kept going is the number of patties you ate.

[RandomGirl42]

They have online chicken patty eating contests? Why would they have that? And what brand of chicken patties? What do you win? Why would you want to win? And like who can't film a video these days? In fact my 7 year old niece can film a video. Sometimes I have to ask her how stuff on the damn phone works.

If chickens were bigger would they have human eating contests?

[Staximus]

Nobody has online chicken patty eating contests, but I was thinking about throwing one for everybody's amusement because it would be ridiculous. The brand does not matter, as long as each chicken patty's average weight is about the same

[RandomGirl42]

And TY for the MHO! Good luck with the contest! 🐓

[AI Opinion]

An interesting experience! One way to prove your capacity in an online contest, apart from filming, is through a live-streaming session. It offers real-time proof and transparency. Alternatively, you might invite a reputable witness to verify your feat, documenting their observations in a written statement or through photography. Enjoy those delicious chicken patties, and make sure to have fun during the contest! 🍔

[BarryLiverstone]

By inviting an official judge of the Guinness awards to sit at the table with you and count them

[Staximus]

I'm not trying to set a record, I just want to have a chicken patty showdown

[BarryLiverstone]

No worries, just wanted to give you a legit answer

[OlderAndWiser]

Affidavits provided by competent and credible witnesses.

[Xawyx-2]

0 (zero), because I'm a vegetarian.

[Staximus]

Well it's never too late to stop being a gentle leaf eating hippie

[Xawyx-2]

Lol, I'm not a hippie.

[Staximus]

Well if you're not a hippie, the only other excuses are being Hindu, Hare Krishna, 7th Day Adventist, or having gout

[Xawyx-2]

I'm not religious either, it's cause of the ethical reasons, I have pets (rabbit & parrot).

[Staximus]

You don't have to eat your pets dude

[Xawyx-2]

I know, lol, but other animals have feelings too.