Annoying Things Girls Do

[pavlove]

- Call you back immediately after you hung up to demand an explanation as to why you didn't literally say "bye" before you hung up the phone with her.

- Being a bitch about it without being a bitch about it. As in when you forget an important date you had planned to have together and she says "You know when a girl doesn't feel like she's cared about she starts to think about whether other guys would care about her more..." then looks confused as if it wasn't intended as a well pointed jab to your emotions.

- Want you to know every detail about what's going on even if the situation/place is as new to you as it is to her and judge you when you shrug blankly.

- Literally have no concept of time and will sit for half an hour with her legs up on the phone texting and count that towards "getting ready"

- Laugh when she's clearly got the upperhand on you in an argument so that you can't really respond and then you end up saying something way over the line just to get her to stop laughing she goes silent...and, well, you pay dearly for that remark.

- Create some delusion that they were "happier" before they met you if things go South even if, during the same relationship mind you, they admitted to being sadder before you came into their life thus illustrating to you that facts are apparently completely relative to mood.

[sephylove]

An explanation to your poorly generalized memes:
1. "I'm not like other girls, said every girl ever." - More like, 'i'm not like every other guy, said ever guy ever.'
2. "Class starts at 9?" - I just want a fucking starbucks double chocolate chip cuppachino? Like damn, maybe if you weren't so sour you could try some. Tastes delish by the way.
3. "OMG I'm so ugly... with a ME album" - They say that because they are insecure and have low self esteem... and if you're saying theyre seeking attention, well theyre seeking attention because they have low self esteem :) You only seek things that you dont already have.
4. "Stop quoting me girls.." - Her quotes were actually quite nice. Maybe if you looked passed a person and didn't judge based on looks you could actually entertain an intelligent conversation or thought.
5. And yo for the last part, relationships are stressful. Like we wouldn't have to deal with the shit if we were single. So yeah obvs if things are looking like shit we are gonna look at a time when they weren't. Thats not "annoying" thats human behaviour.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

You left out taking selfies at the most inconvenient of times. But it deserved a chuckle, i can see a line of pitchforks on the horizon, may the next 24 hours be quite for you sir.

[Anonymous]

I think you are far too easily annoyed. I just don't pay attention to any of that shit. If women realize it has no effect on you they generally stop it. This all sounds like stuff very insecure women do. you should avoid very insecure women. It's not possible to avoid insecure women because that is just about all of them but you can avoid the very insecure ones.

Women will run you ragged if you react to everything they do, learn the value of emotional inertia, become negative emotional energy absorbent.

[Anonymous]

Yeah every girl says she's not like other girls. I guess guys say that too and say they are a nice guy even if they aren't. Still it's annoying.

I usually always say bye or aight. She'd get used to that. I don't see that as a big deal.

The last one annoys me too.

Other than that though it's not that big of a deal. It's whatever. Sure maybe it's negative, but eh it doesn't really bother me.

[xXiTacoXx]

Shit, I did not mean to thumb you down. My hand slipped.

[Mustachekitteh]

These chicks sound stupid.

My reason for saying i'm not like most other girls. As I have said this a lot on gag. :D I have adhd and Asperger so I'm a bit crazy thanks to those. My boyfriend told me there is only 1 comment I have made so far that is the weirdest thing he has ever heard. On this online game called warframe some enemies, lockers, chests, etc. Will drop MP ball things. To me a thought popped into my head about them. That they look like they are made out of jelly and super squishy and soft. That I wish they would make those things in real life just so I could touch one. I really want to touch one of them but sadly they only exist in the game. :(

[RachelBrigs]

The only one I really agree with is the "I'm so ugly" one.

I have a friend who will literally look at the mirror and call herself cute and then take 50 pictures of herself and MAKE HER FACE people's backgrounds on their phones but she maintains that she's insecure and feels ugly.

Almost every girl claims to have very low self esteem and I don't know why. Some of them quite obviously don't.

[JessTheMess]

Because when we say we have high self esteem people call us conceded

[RachelBrigs]

@JessTheMess that's true. I agree. But no need to lie. Don't say anything of your self esteem.

[GirlsLie]

"Being a bitch about it without being a bitch about it"

"Ok, then, SWEETIE." That's my favorite one, apparently if you say the word "sweetie" at the end of a sentence then it erases all of the bad shit that you just said in front of it.

[bluenose1872]

She calls you a name then you counter attack with a low blow like jelly belly. She goes into meltdown mode and aims a plate at your head. They do copy you a lot. I used to ignore her when she was off on one. She asked why I wasn't replying. I said you haven't asked me a question. Went nuts. Next time I'm having a rant she did the same thing to me. And the next time and the next time until I was going ballistic.

[BuchitaBuchys]

You always seemed like an easy going guy. But now you seem kinda bitter.

[pavlove]

lol i get that.

i also wrote this because i felt like writing a funnier less helpful take... i like to change it up

[BreatheMe19]

I have no idea why you got downvoted. This is actually one of his only takes that he didn't come off as a bitter douche.

[BuchitaBuchys]

@BreatheMe19 people on this site are usually a bunch of big babies or trolls. They prefer to be coddled with lies than feel honest or opposing opinions.

[pavlove]

lol you're annoying I can't deal with it

[BuchitaBuchys]

Ditto. But I can deal with it :P

[TheDevilInside]

These are stupid, immature, happy-go-lucky careless dumb skanks. If you have only been surrounded by these kinds of girls (not women!), then the problem may just be you

[pavlove]

lol i didn't say all girls but as a gender you've been guilty of this countless times.

[TheDevilInside]

Again, if these are the only kinds of girls you know, then the Problem is you. Similarities draw things to each other.

And hello, what some dumb bimbos do doesn't make ME guilty of it as well, simply because i have the same reproductive organs... Maybe you should check on your ability to think rationally. Definitely check on that.

[pavlove]

woman, you know you've said one or two of these things in your lifetime thus far

[tayoker]

Yo @pavlove "IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS"!!

[TheDevilInside]

I see nothing wrong with being not like other girls in some aspects. In others, maybe I am like other girls. But if what you mean by "other girls" are dumb materialistic bimbos, then that's your problem and no, I am not like your very generalised (and not very smart) definition of "other girls".

[pavlove]

@TheDevilInside behave yourself

[TheDevilInside]

That all you have to say? Proves my point that the Problem is indeed you.

[Falling4UTC]

I'm sorry but even I think this fight is funny 😂

[Octavius]

Half the crap people quote about marilyn monroe are things she never said.

[homper87]

Lol when I say "I'm not like other girls" I say it because men (both friends, family, and romantic interests) tell me this. Not because I came up with that idea myself lol

[Moose2coolvargas]

Young ladies in ug boots keep up with everyone else, seeing girls get flirty and start showing off in front of guys, stop talking to you in mid sentence and act cheerful to the guy who walked up they adore so much, making you jealous and boring guy

[lePoivre]

Well it is pretty rude to hang up on someone without saying goodbye >.>

[Roostah]

Favorite lines used by girls:
1) I'm not like other girls
2) I'm not that easy
3) I'm a good girl

[Possible_Mate]

lol yeah those are pretty annoying things chicks do! good take you hit the nail on the head for bitchiness

[nymous1234]

I dont know about any of that but the pic with marilyn monroe is so funny!! lollll :D

[DarkHumorRUs]

Well most of these are cute if the girl is cute so...

[Heyyakk]

Hahaha yes good take.

[pavlove]

good default!

[BreatheMe19]

Funny...

The call back thing I doubt happens really often.

[beautiful_secret_]

nice... so trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous]

I wish these weren't as true as they are. [sigh]