Things Women Say And What Men Interpret Them As

[maresboyfriend]

Girls, us men are aware of the dangers and risks of dating, what could happen to us legally and financially and emotionally. So once we've done our research, we can crack the woman code. Here's what women say[in bold] and what we interpret them as.

"I need a man who's established and ambitious." or "Women don't drive or work that's what men are for." -- I'm a lazy goldigger and I'll suck you off anything that earns six digits and drives me around.

"I'm a strong independent woman." Or "Everything you say is so sexist." -- I hate penises.

"I'm just not ready to have sex yet." -- I think you're ugly and I'd rather rub off.

"Men should do all the approaching in the bars." -- I'm too up myself to approach so I'll just sit around, be approached and literally spit on all the guys I don't want, instead of just approaching the guys I do want like a sensible person. OR...I ain't got the courage to even start talking to a man, so I'll sit around drinking wine coolers.

"I hope you get that promotion, honey." -- I don't want you for who you are, so you better get promoted or prepare for divorce.

There we go, I hope this helps women understand what not to say to a man. And helps men understand what women real intentions are.

[samhradh_leannan]

Interesting that you interpret it that way. Here's how I'd interpret them:

"I need a man who's established and ambitious." or "Women don't drive or work that's what men are for." --> Okay you're probably interpreting this one correctly, at least most of the time.

"I'm a strong independent woman." Or "Everything you say is so sexist." --> Hard to know with this one. IS everything you say sexist?

"I'm just not ready to have sex yet." --> "I only have sex in committed relationships" or "I'm worried that you'll lose interest if I sleep with you too soon" or also possibly "I'm just not ready to have sex yet".

"Men should do all the approaching in the bars."--> "I'm worried that I'll seem desperate if I make the first move" or "I'm human so I'm naturally nervous about approaching the opposite sex".

"I hope you get that promotion, honey." --> "I want your career to be a fulfilling experience for you and I'm trying to show my support"

[Browneye57]

Cute. A little cliched, but cute.

[NogardaCurse]

well that was interesting...
I feel like you are making this more negative and confusing then they really are. For example- "I'm just not ready to have sex" may mean what you said, or (dramatic gasp) it may mean that they aren't ready to have sex yet. I'm not going to say it was completely wrong because while I don't agree with it, I know some woman do say those things with the meanings you listed.
Also, as a side note, if you aren't sure what someone is saying, try using words and asking them what they mean or ask "why" instead of just assuming that they are saying something.

[Muglintar]

"try using words and asking them what they mean " - AMEN! Life could be so easy, if people wouldn't be offended or triggered all the time.

[kaylaS91]

... I'd offer you an internet hug but you'd probably misconsrtue that as being a cover for something with bad intentions so I'll leave you be.
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[NahidSattar]

I want sex!