Player's Wisdom

anon1903
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Player's Wisdom:

Hi lovelies!

I ran into a super cool high school friend of mine today. Dad wasn't too pleased to drive me for college forms and seeing the player on heels certainly ... He wasn't too welcoming. Anyways, we gave her a lift.

Here are a few playerrette techniques we use to discuss over coffee. I realised one can look more feminine, cuter, dateable, etc etc because these things worked good for her.

1. Beauty, brains, booty

No one's perfect so don't worry if you ain't a siren / model / scientist.

If not naturally beautiful, it'd help if you brought for yourself better outfits. She was kinda stupid in my opinion but she'd always get by playing the most social one. As for booty, no booty no sex.

2. Men don't like diva but well kept is desirable

Finding the perfect products is a must.

Use "lady never tells" if necessary but never give out how hard you try for them (lol). Eat fruits, exercise, low calorie diet... Do whatever you find the closest. If it works it works.

For ex. You can bath in body lotion that's scentless. Do so hours before the actual date, let it wear down a little. Eat a spoon less if you're gonna go downtown later.

3. Have sleeping standards

Don't bed about anyone. Have a shred of dignity.

This one's more me cuz once she said she'd never sleep with somebody from tuition cuz she'd been too popular there... And she broke that rule. I've better self control than that. I guess.

4. Forget wallets! Use extra cash

Her house was mainly free. Lucky bitch. Every member of her family makes money. Needless to say this lass likes to throw around it little more than most.

Her method is simple. Go to a place where you're low key hanging out cuz your bros are wolves ready to kill your Romeo. Let him pay for treats. After a while ask if you can surprise them. Take them to nearest party. Run before its over. To the most beautiful place like the most expensive restaurant of town.

5. Mysterious ain't that cute

Said she about me. People don't do puzzle shit. Psychology is screwing itself. Like I said, she isn't the brightest (but she makes sense).

Cute guy checking you at a family party? Don't be a pimp! Approach and swap numbers. Expand horizons. Call him a friend, next call him causally out of nowhere on cell.

Keep out from friend zones.

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