Are girls jealous that guys can pee standing up?

[Anonymous]

It seems like girls expierence so many more issues with girl parts than guys do.

Plus public restrooms can be sooo gross

[Maosource]

No? We can do that too?
I'm jealous at your easy aim though. It's like playing CSS against a sniper, while all I have is grenades. It's possible, but harder. But I can, and I do sometimes pee standing up for the heck of it. When I was younger I did it in the toilet (and yes my aim was perfect, I was standing half way over the toilet though :P as I got better I could stand more and more in a "guy position"

Now I only do it when I'm drunk outside and for some reason feel like showing off to my friends. Don't ask.

[XRabbitHeartX]

Not at all. Never even thought about it. I avoid using public restrooms and most of the time when I do go to a public restroom it's pretty clean and hygienic. I don't hang out in dodgy places. The only bathrooms I avoid is bathrooms at clubs... good grief. Those get nasty. But if you gotta go then you just squat sort of over the toilet. It works out pretty well.

[Anonymous]

Haha I remember when I was little I would pee standing up. I seriously don't envy or get upset over such childish things like that. We have two different body parts, besides I end up getting toned thighs and a toned butt from squating (what girls suppose to do while using public bathrooms) haha.

[still_waiting]

Not really. Only when it comes to peeing outside. But there's actually this device you can use that helps you pee standing up

[Asker]

so u wouldn't prefer ur junk to be on the outside?

[still_waiting]

No because I like being a girl

[Asker]

dont u think its a lot more convenient?

[still_waiting]

Sure but I like having a vagina

[popaandreea]

Peeing outside is gross, don't you think?

[Kinstrome]

There are advantages and disadvantages to a penis. It's nifty and all, but if you have OCD, it can be the most annoying organ possible... it's never in the right place.

Also, I would think that women's restrooms would be relatively cleaner than men's for the very reason that women have to sit down.

[BrianG123]

Girls can pee standing up:

https://www.go-girl.com/

[Div3times]

I'll bet they sell a boatload of those things!

[Paige90]

Yes! That's the one advantage guys have over girls! I bought a "Go Girl" on Amazon that makes it so I can pee standing up which is great when I am in the woods or have to stop at a nasty restroom on the expressway. I have also used it at a male urinal a few times when the women's restroom had a long line and I couldn't hold it.

[Red_Dragon]

Girls can pee standing up... sort of. May not hit the toilet, but... LOL!! I'ma get dislikes for this comment. Bring them on.

[Panzer103]

Just because you said it. I did laugh though.

[Camifunkyballet]

Im dying lol so funny

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Nowadays some girls can pee standing up & for the ones that don’t have the parts they can always use a funnel if they wanted to try it out.

[Indigoleo97]

I wouldn't want to have a penis but peeing in public places is definitely more inconvenient for girls.

[Belleza2]

Ah yes I hate you guys for it - you can just unzip and stick it out - we gotta take off the damn pants and the undies and dont get me started during the winter time - ugh so yes I am jealous as hell

[dudette21]

i pee standing up lots but my mound sticks out quite far which maybe makes it easier for me than others. I can stand right in front of a toilet and fire it in. lots of splash though.

[joshuam8612]

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[Anonymous]

Yes. I am jealous.. to be honest, the fury inside has kept me up many a night... I'm not being sarcastic. Men get to pee standing up and we get to have periods :/ Fcking bull sht.

[Maosource]

The only thing stopping you from peeing standing up is yourself and your fear that society will condemn you for it. All it takes is practise!

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks for the inspiring words, Maosource :')

[joshuam8612]

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[Zelda_5]

Sooooo jealous! I'm trying to learn how to aim while standing to pee though.

[ombiezommbi]

Have you ever seen a guy pee standing up?

[Zelda_5]

Yes. I go camping and I'll see my younger cousins drop their pants in front of a tree. Only from the back though.

[ombiezommbi]

Male cousins drop pants to pee? Why

[Zelda_5]

He was only 3 feet tall and 6 years old so they just go all the way down.

[Anonymous]

I'm not jealous, because when I'm turned on and have to use the restroom i dont have to worry about making a mess

[Asker]

lol how often do u get turned out when u need to pee?

[Panzer103]

Gotta point there.

[Opinion Owner]

HAHA not that often but still

[Asker]

lol so would u really prefer to have to sit down to pee everytime?

[Opinion Owner]

yeah I'm lazy like that

[Asker]

lol so u wouldn't prefer ur jjunk on the outside?

[Opinion Owner]

lol nah, I like me just the way I am.

[Asker]

dont u think its a lot more convenient?

[Opinion Owner]

not really, if I have that kind of extremity i would quite uncomfortable

[Anonymous]

Yes, especially when they yell at us for leaving the seat up

[mirage06]

Not really, I've never really thought of that :P

[DarthGameRuler]

Have you ever tried to pee standing up?

[Anonymous]

We can pee sitting down. We got the better deal

[Asker]

lol so can we!

[Opinion Owner]

Can you? I guess that makes sense but I never thought guys could haha. My bad

[Asker]

lol ofcourse we can

[Opinion Owner]

I feel stupid now :(

[Red_Dragon]

LOL!!! You can't be serious.

[Opinion Owner]

I was serious. :(

Just ignore my answer please

[Asker]

lol so u wouldn't prefer ur jjunk on the outside?

[BrianG123]

Ha, I pee sitting down late at night if I'm too tired or lazy to stand. Best of both worlds.

[Red_Dragon]

Awwwww. I'm sorry.

[Opinion Owner]

Lol you learn something new everyday

[AndyWes]

omg, you actually thought guys couldn't pee sitting down? :o

[Opinion Owner]

:( this is embarrassing lol

[Opinion Owner]

I thought with the whole aiming thing you had to stand up lol

[AndyWes]

unless the bathroom is super erotic, it's about as flexible as a piece of rope, lmao.

[Red_Dragon]

Poor girl. LOL!!

[Opinion Owner]

I know now! :D

[chocolateismylover]

Lol I pee standing up in the shower :D

[Asker]

what about public bathrooms lol

[plaank]

:D lol

[Red_Dragon]

See. They can.

[chocolateismylover]

In public washrooms I sit or squat.

[Asker]

so u wouldn't prefer ur junk on the outside?

[chocolateismylover]

Nope, I would never want a penis.

[Asker]

lol why not

[chocolateismylover]

I love my vagina way too much.

[Asker]

yeah but it must suck to deal with periods and cramps and pregnancy

[chocolateismylover]

It does suck but I still love it. I couldn't handle a dangling thing between my legs.

[Asker]

u think it would be that bad?

[chocolateismylover]

Not really. I would just prefer to not have one.

[WizardofDarkMagic]

What do you mean? Girls can pee standing up too

[questioner1991]

I am not jealous.

[Asker]

u wouldn't prefer to have junk on the outside?

[questioner1991]

no, not at all.

[Asker]

dont u think its a lot more convienent?

[questioner1991]

not convenient enough for me to be jealous of lol

[Asker]

easier to scratch lol

[questioner1991]

lol that is just one less thing for me to have to scratch. It`s not like the inside gets itchy.

[Anonymous]

Well at least one girls has been honest.

[plaank]

Honestly, yes.

[Asker]

yeah I've seen some [pretty gross public bathrooms, I love my junk on the outside lol

[plaank]

Haha, I'm sure you do. :P

But I wouldn't use public restrooms even if I did have my "junk on the outside"; you still have to touch filthy faucets and door handles.

[Asker]

lol what if u need to pee

[plaank]

Nope :P