Why do so many women think that men can only focus on one thing at a time?

[Gummy_Cluster]

I don't believe that for a minute. It's complete balderdash!

[bigrook]

Well in that pic, I'm focusing on two things at the same time. So I think that statement is patently false.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I agree 100%.

[OfMiceandMen]

Boobies, sorry, eyes down... boobies... sorry, eyes down.

I don't know what your talking about...👀

[Gummy_Cluster]

I liked that movie with Robert Blake in it. Can I feed the rabbits?

[OfMiceandMen]

I don't believe, I've seen that one. Sounds like its funny though...

[Gummy_Cluster]

Did you watch the movie Of Mice and Men?

[OfMiceandMen]

I did not see the movie, read the book awhile ago when I was in University.

[Gummy_Cluster]

George promised Lenny that someday they would have a farm, and Lenny could tend to the rabbits.
He was always asking George to tell him the story about the farm. Good movie, but a sad ending.

[OfMiceandMen]

I'll have to watch it. Thanks.

[Gummy_Cluster]

There are probably many remakes of it, but I just saw one.

[OfMiceandMen]

Thanks.🤠

[SnowedIn]

Do you notice the clouds there? There about to have a storm!

[Gummy_Cluster]

Oh, crap, you're right. They're going to make her wet.

[SnowedIn]

See? I can focus on meteorology as well as her well being at the same time.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I watched a movie where one of those was going hit Earth.

[SnowedIn]

She is hot. Oh. I get it. You were talking about the movie. Silly me. That was a good movie.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I was trying to remember the name. I made a video once of some friends in an electrical class, and I dubbed in clips from that movie. We were going to save the planet in that movie. It was all about us being so smartly and such.

[SnowedIn]

I got such a charge from your response.

[Gummy_Cluster]

The people in class loved it and thought it was electrifying.

[SnowedIn]

Of course they did. They've got a live wire in you. (Both the pun and a genuine compliment intended.)

[Gummy_Cluster]

I can't remember the name of the movie I was thinking of, but Robert Duvall was the flight instructor. It was a great scene I used, because he told the pilots that he was going to push the breaking point.
The pilots helped save the world, but it never would have happened with us scientists measuring the electrical circuits and gadgets. lol But I used clips from two movies, and this one I remember, because of the song. I know you will know it and have watched it. The whole thing turned out pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUsFWO08CO0

[SnowedIn]

I know one of the gentlemen who flew in the F14 for the first movie...

[SnowedIn]

Regarding your update: ... sounds like I5 near Everett close to midnight. But I digress.

There was a man who was driving his brand new Tesla and the steering wheel fell off.

Anyway. The picture had to do with the question? I thought it did. The poor lady needed directions to the cabana which, despite being clearly visible, was not to her. So the man has to focus on not tripping but also leading her.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Exactly my point! That's what it was about. I was on I 5 near that area, and going 70 MPH. A guy on a crotch rocket passed me just riding on his back tire. Then I saw the brake lights come on in the car in front of him, and I about closed my eyes. He managed to get his front tire on the ground, and brake, but he laid the bike over. Last I heard, he was suspended from the Mensa society. What does it mean?

[SnowedIn]

Crotch rocket? No, mine's more of a VLCC. I'll let you determine the acronym. You're a black belt in my book.

[Gummy_Cluster]

A ship?

[SnowedIn]

Precisely! You are indeed a black belt. Very Large Crude Carrier. Up to 550,000 dead weight tons. Ginormous (that's a technical term). Oil tanker to the uninitiated.

I'll let you figure out my my acronym stood for. Change one word.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Big ship. I wouldn't want to get that on I 5.

[exitseven]

that is pretty funny. That is a nice picture of you by the way.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Oh, yeah, that's definitely me. lol
A guy on here was going back and forth with me with boob jokes. I said to him: "I read that if boobs didn't have nipples, there'd be no point to them. Is that true?" Then he had a come-back, and I had to Google the joke above.

This is one you would like...

Q: What do toys and boobs have in common?

A: They were both originally made for kids, but dads ends up playing with them!

[exitseven]

too funny.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Without humor, life doesn't have meaning.

[exitseven]

Yeah I try to inject humor into everything I do. Often it is not appreciated.

[Gummy_Cluster]

I appreciate it.

[D_Bone_Steak]

I think it's easier for us dudes to hyper-focus on something and just block out the other shit.

[bigrook]

True. In that pic I'm hyper-focused on both nipples.

[Surely]

That is not true. I first focused on two things🦉🦉!

[Gummy_Cluster]

Exactly. I would understand it if you only had one eye.

[CubaPirate]

Because they're certain some are truly like that

[Gummy_Cluster]

I suppose so.

[Jennz6]

@CubaPirate And what are you looking 👀 at?

[CubaPirate]

@Jennz6 titties 🤗💋🤗

[Gummy_Cluster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaIUbeDAHdM

[CubaPirate]

🤣🤣🤣👍

[Tomisworthless]

It’s popular culture to view and treat men like they are dumb and useless. Just look at any and all tv shows. The father, husband or boyfriend is a doofus mess up who is always getting injured

[Gummy_Cluster]

I don't watch TV, but I'll take your word for it.

[Tomisworthless]

You’re lying

[Gummy_Cluster]

I only watch the news. And you completely couldn't figure out the joke that most everyone else got.

[Tomisworthless]

Which was?

[Gummy_Cluster]

Which was? I don't know what that means, but I'm about done with you. You called me a liar.

[Tomisworthless]

Referring to the joke I apparently missed and you claimed not to watch tv yet posted a link in response to a tv show

[Jennz6]

Because it’s true, right?

[Gummy_Cluster]

I don't know, I'm not a scientist.

[Adogdog]

What? 🤣🤣

[Jennz6]

@gummy_cluster it’s a beautiful picture of you

[Jennz6]

@gummy_cluster I know what every guy is looking at sweetheart 💃

[Wise4myage]

Well, its true in many instances, lol. 🥺

[Gummy_Cluster]

Perhaps.

[Adogdog]

Not sure! Hahaha

[Gummy_Cluster]

(I was just swapping jokes with a guy, and this one came up)
upload.wikimedia.org/.../...eaks_and_Goat_Rock.jpg

Have you seen twin peaks?

[Adogdog]

LOL 🤣🤣

[Randalama]

Just let me finish up what I'm doing here and then I'll get back to you on that.

[Luckycharms12]

Many things said that are bullshit people take as facts

[Nikki1989]

Because that is reality.

[QuietRunner]

that pool looks empty

[Gummy_Cluster]

Have you ever watched "Impractical Jokers?" It's the funniest thing on TV.
This is what happened at that pool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlNm7vAIHT8

[Carguy600]

Because they’re stupid

[driven159]

Not would get done if that was true.

[Jamie05rhs]

Ha ha. Hilarious.

[La_isla_bonita23]

Not sureee