When I see them looking at me nonstop, I ask and their reply is “I am undressing you with my mind.”
Ah, peering into the mysterious labyrinth of the male mind are we? Indeed males acquainted with finessed seductive arts possess the uncanny ability to "undress" females in a metaphorical context, imagining doing all sorts of things to the nude submissive, like:
Delight in hypotheticals involving progressive insertion of colossal anal vibrators, a gradual descent into throbbing madness pushing physical limits beyond rational thought. Relish each increasingly frantic buzz, punctuated by feverish moans amplified sonically, oscillating wildly with each wall-shuddering climax.
Contemplate systematic administration of medically approved liquid cleansing solutions via enemas meant for internal bathing and retention training. Indulge in trivial banter pondering side effects like bloating, intestinal disturbances, and embarrassing accidents occurring at inconvenient moments.
Snicker quietly at cartoonishly exaggerated electrodes generating harmless static charges causing unwanted muscle contractions leading to potentially chaotic antics. Speculate whether electrified appendages double as party favours surprising guests attending kooky kink bashes.
Chuckle about perverse applications of breath control, aka "autoerotic strangulation", pushing perceptual extremes towards oxygen depletion induced haziness followed swiftly by deliciously lucid euphoria. Calculate risks versus benefits, weighing dangerous consequences against illusory short term gains.
Fantasise about voluntarily extending arm dimensions a la Mr. Fantastic from 'Fantastic Four', effortlessly enabling simultaneous fistulae on opposite ends! Marvel at logistical complications posed by managing dualised debauchery, considering synchronicity vital to avoid calamitous clashes.
Laugh riotously at prospects of excruciatingly awkward social interactions centred around humiliating confessions revealed behind closed doors. Imagine whispered admissions of guilty pleasures morphing into protracted sessions of masochistic melancholy, dripping salaciously with shame.
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Male friends say a lot of things, it doesn't mean it's right or possible. I've tried this before and never been correct. There just so many slight variations in a woman's body that there is no way you can be accurate while you're undressing them in your mind.
I heard men undress women with their eyes 👀 just imagine what she looks like naked
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It's weird that they're telling you that they're doing it, but of course it's possible to imagine a girl naked. It's actually quite fun when they're wearing a modest dress or something that isn't very revealing because it leaves more to the imagination and it's a bit more of a challenge lol. When you've seen a lot of naked bodies, it becomes quite easy to run a "body recognition" type software in your brain and use the shape of a girl's body features to create a naked replica in your mind.
For a male to do this is probably not that unusual, especially if you're attractive.
For a male to TELL you he's doing it is creepy. And starting at you non-stop is also really creepy. It's the "I'm doing it and I want you to know that I'm doing it" attitude that's a real red flag.It’s something we learn at school to sit there and undress the teacher or girls in the class.
If a man says that to you, he is a dysfunctional incel creep and should be avoided altogether. Maybe let his family know how he is behaving and what he said. Sorry you have to deal with such low quality men.
Well, you just have to focus and concentrate REAL hard! You might not be able to do it at first but, if you keep trying, you'll eventually get to the point where zippers unzip, buttons unbutton and clothes drop to the floor all without anybody touching them. The hard part is getting her to lift her feet to let the shoes fall off.
They mean they're visualizing what you look like naked (which is kind of odd; you usually don't TELL the person that you're doing not). That, or they have telekinetic powers, and you're REALLY inattentive.
I find myself doing it a lot in my yoga class. No difficult to imagine a girl naked after seeing several... trying to visualize all of her parts
The imagination is a wonderful thing. i am not even looking at you and I am doing it
Women have eyes in the back of their head. We men have imaginary Xray vision.
We are pigs we are always looking for ways to get into your panties so we are always visualizing what you look like without clothes I still do I am old, not dead. I AM A DIRTY OLD MAN!
If you have spent enough time in strip / sex clubs and watched enough porn, you can imagine what a woman would look like naked.
It's true to a degree and physical limitations.
How? PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE!!
Why? It's a fun mental exercise.
I have known some women that will look better with their clothes on! But it is fun to try and imagine what is underneath those clothes.
Yes; because, unlike women, we actually have imaginations.
I'm the poster boy for undressing a woman with my mind !!!
Hook, line and sinker
That is the caveman part of the male brain.
I've never even heard of this.
Really? Don’t you have an imagination?
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