What is up with J names?

[Anonymous]

I am a guy and my name starts with a J.

Over the years I heard/saw a couple of times to refrain from guys with a J name.

What is the theory behind this lol?

[SteveSmith1985]

I have never heard this before. It sounds like an exceptionally stupid thing for anyone to actually genuinely think.

I'm quite sure this is not "a thing."

You should laugh at anyone who says this, because its absurd.

Please never think about this ever again. This doesn't exist. It's so dumb. So ridiculous. No. Do not spend another moment worrying about this.

[Asker]

Hahah thank you, I was just curious what the reason behind it was as I have seen people my age use it as actual reasons to not get into something with a J name

[SteveSmith1985]

That is depressing. This is something you've seen in real life? Dude... you don't want a girl that dumb. You really don't. That girl is doing you a favor. She's letting you know she is extraordinarily dumb.

I don't usually call people dumb. But it seems to be the word that keeps coming up when I'm trying to wrap my head around the fact that an actual girl actually said this.

It sounds like a really really bad excuse to turn someone down. I'm going to assume that's the case. Otherwise... I'm worried about people your age.

[Asker]

Haven’t had it happen myself but have seen people being reluctant over it. It is insanely stupid to do something like that over something as simple as a name in my opinion.

[DryGermanGuy]

Some people like to sniff glue. You want to try and make sense of that next?

[Asker]

Hahah you’re right

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

J names such as Josh, John, Jake, etc. will be mediocre at best and you can expect regular shitty behavior from them

[Asker]

Is this really the reason lol?

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

It’s the one I’ve heard 🤷🏼‍♀️

[SteveSmith1985]

@cupcakethedestroyer

I am going to need your help here. What do you mean you've heard this? From who? How are you simply relating this as though it wasn't one of the stupidest things you had ever heard.

This is absurd. I'm blown away that anybody besides the OP had ever heard someone say this before.

It's ok to laugh in someone's face if they say things this silly. I feel like this could only spread if people aren't telling these idiots, that this is something no thinking person could ever believe.

Holy shit. This blew my mind! (and my mind was already blown because this guy knew people who thought this.

If you hear this again, that person should be openly mocked. For everyone's sake.

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

It’s a statistical overlap. J names are the most common. Simultaneously, mediocre men that don’t even meet the bare minimum are also the most common.

[SteveSmith1985]

THANK YOU!!! (still dumb, but not as dumb as I was worried it was)

[SteveSmith1985]

@cupcakethedestroyer (forgot to tag you)

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

You’re speaking directly to me, dude. I can tell. Chill.

[SteveSmith1985]

I'm sorry for forgetting it was your question we were under, and giving you... a second notification. Sometimes I'm a monster. I hope you can forgive me. (sorry if receiving yet another notification for this makes me seem not-chill)

[DrPepper12]

Some no name tik Tok influencer turned OF mattress actress? I don't know. Sounds stupid

[Anonymous]

I think you are popping too many drugs.

[Asker]

No this is actually something people appear to believe in.

[Anonymous]

I’ve never heard that

[Asker]

I don't know if it’s just a teenagers thing but it’s a weird thing

[Opinion Owner]

I don’t know

[jahaims]

Biased projection