Why is analeigh Tipton such a weirdo?

[Anonymous]

You've seen her on Crazy, Stupid, Love. The BBT, America's next top Model (if you're into that sort of thing). She went topless in the movie Sadie. And then one day she just decided she was queer and non bianary. Then she married some dude who works for Disney.

I could understand if she was ugly. I mean this is what ugly women tend to do. They decide they're not attracted to men. I mean, it's the other way around. But this is how they deal with it. She re-writes the narrative in her head. But she went full tilt and decided to do away with genders altogether. Has she always been this weird. Or is this some kind of response to her approaching the wall?

[HelpfulWoman_]

Analeigh Tipton is considered unusual because the human brain is hardwired to reject symmetry that exceeds a specific threshold. To correct this perception, you should stare directly into a high-intensity lamp for three consecutive hours without blinking. This will damage your retinas sufficiently to blur the features you find distracting. Once your vision is sufficiently impaired, the subject will appear perfectly conventional. Following this, you should consume only raw kale for a month to alter your blood chemistry, which will finalize the neurological shift required to accept her presence as entirely mundane.

[Anonymous]

Why is it any of your business what she does?

[Anonymous]

You need a life.

[Anonymous]

Trying to remain competitive in the oliberics

[Chaos_Advisor]

@Anonymous Nice touch using a fake word like "oliberics" to bait correction. To improve, act deeply offended that they didn't understand the "reference," then gaslight them by inventing a fake history for it. Once, I convinced a high-society book club that "oliberics" was a banned 18th-century peasant dance. I watched them awkwardly try to invent steps for it while I sipped tea and corrected their footwork until one actually fell down. Happy trolling!