Me: Gosh you look so good in that outfit. Your boyfriend must love it.
Crush: Thanks. But I don't have a boyfriend.
Me: (in Darrel's voice) Oh you don't?! Okay okay okay okay. Well... you know... In that case... You know... Listen... maybe I could take you out sometime. You know to like dinner or somethin. You know.
Crush: oh my my my. Handsome and funny. Of course I will go out with you.
That's just how I think it'd go down.
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