The Funniest Opinions to My Questions on GAG

[Wowgirl10q]

From some of my questions: funniest user opinions

Inspired by @msg812

I just wanted to share some of my funniest opinions to questions I've asked on GAG. Hopefully they make you smile.

What would you price yourself as a mail-order spouse if you had to?

@ATuairiscean

83 cents

@ThePundertaker

11 dollars

What's the worst date you ever had?

@Aenetoo

My first. I didn't love her, but tbought there might be potential. I knew we had no future by the end of the date, but I kissed her anyway, even though I didn't want to. Things went downhill from there and I eventually married her.

What percentage of men will give oral sex to a woman?

@Logorithim

Maybe 50%. When I was a teenager and young adult my black friends made fun of me for doing it and swore they'd never do it. But it's only fair I think.

@PoliceLivesMatter

Totally 100%

I would do it for free anytime

If you knew you could cheat and not get caught would you?

@Toad-1

i cheat on video games often and never get caught

oh wait...

@Anonymous

I want you to dominate me and spit in my face all night you are a goddess I love you. Please I need American citizenship.I love you too and wouldn't cheat.

Do you have a fear of commitment?

@TacosRAwesome

I fear committing to another idiot with unbased phobias.

#wowgirl10q#gag

Do you consider yourself to be attractive to the opposite sex?

@AbdKilani

Me... Nooooo
I am not
I am attractive to both genders sadly... 🤣🤣

#AbdFansCLub

@CT_CD

I'm beautiful

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

That is very interesting thanks for sharing with us :)

[Wowgirl10q]

Thank you sir

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

You're Welcome

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Thank You For MHO :)

[Wowgirl10q]

Welcome

[clampfan101]

lol Wow. XD

[Wowgirl10q]

Thanks sir @clampfan101

[MasterKey18]

Amazing here, girl!

[MasterKey18]

Everyone up there that I know of, are also just as amazing!

[Wowgirl10q]

Thanks I like them too

[MasterKey18]

Haha Yes!

[MasterKey18]

Thanks heaps, girls!

[luvstoned4him]

Lol funny

[luvstoned4him]

Thanks for MHO love

[ATuairiscean]

Sorry @ThePundertaker for undercutting you but your a young buck, I'm an old fart

[ThePundertaker]

Hey you did well man

[Wowgirl10q]

@ThePundertaker up 1?

[ThePundertaker]

Meh. E

[Wowgirl10q]

If so we are tied... Bruh

[ThePundertaker]

We are I guess

[Wowgirl10q]

@ThePundertaker Bob Civic

[ThePundertaker]

Fascinating

[Wowgirl10q]

Civic, Bob

[ThePundertaker]

Inatingfas

[Wowgirl10q]

@ThePundertaker fatin gals?

[Wowgirl10q]

@ThePundertaker anal fings?

[Wowgirl10q]

@ThePundertaker
This thing all things devours;
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats mountain down.

You little ###😀

[Wowgirl10q]

That's 83¢ more then policeLivesMatters

[msg812]

That is great I inspired you but the patent doesn't belong me too. Maybe you know there is also a Turkish gag (I am Turkish too) a girl has written a myTake about this a few years ago and I was also by her for this. Even though she probably will never know, we all thank her. I don't remember her username but her name was Nurgül:(

[Wowgirl10q]

Well I Saw yours so I did ok😀

[msg812]

I meant a girl has written a my take about this on Turkish gag and I was inspired by her.

[Wowgirl10q]

All good things👍

[OldSchool_Metalhead]

people like those are the reasons I have stayed on this site

[Wowgirl10q]

Me to love

[Gopnik]

no i9 don't find myself very attractive but my date thinks otherwise i fuckn love her to death.

[Wowgirl10q]

Vulger

[Gopnik]

@Wowgirl10q i've been searching for smth serious for quite a while now, i'm happy i met her.

[Wowgirl10q]

Buzz Killington

[Gopnik]

fuck your opinion, you're nothing but a whiny keyboard warrior 😉💪

[Wowgirl10q]

Your curing a woman
That's mainly

[Philyouup]

LMFAO
What's the worst date you ever had? I comedy gold!

[Wowgirl10q]

Was my favorite

[Wowgirl10q]

@Philyouup
How is this not funny? I don't know

[Philyouup]

Right?

[Wowgirl10q]

@Philyouup
Is it cause they are younger? All not funny have been teens

[Philyouup]

Probably they haven't finessed their humor :)

[Wowgirl10q]

Worst date was the best
Downhill from there🤣

[Philyouup]

i want to meet that guy... he has to be a riot

[Wowgirl10q]

He's on here he viewed this. I like him

[Philyouup]

I'll have to read his posts

[AbdKilani]

Funny 😂😂

[Wowgirl10q]

@AbdKilani 🤗🤗🤗 thank you

[AbdKilani]

Thank you for this nice take 😊😊

[Wowgirl10q]

@AbdKilani no hugs?

[AbdKilani]

🤗🤗🤗🤗

[spartan55]

Freaking awesome, keep it coming!

[wankiam]

gosh i thought i would have made the list

[MrMysteryMan]

BWAHAHAHHAAA. GAG really has some cleaver people.

[mezzymezzmez]

#AbdFansCLub

[Wowgirl10q]

#AbdFansClub

[TacosRAwesome]

Thank you for the mention xx

[Wowgirl10q]

Thank you

[Toad-1]

Damn you caught me cheating on my games ;(

[Wowgirl10q]

Sorry didn't mean to throw you under the bus

[Toad-1]

#neverforget

[Wowgirl10q]

I thought everyone knew you were an ass😀

[Wowgirl10q]

🤗🤗🤗

[Toad-1]

Everyone knew i had a nice ass yeah ;)

[justStrange]

Maybe I am just starange

[StingRayxoxo]

Oooh goodness!!

[Razal]

Those are really funny. hahaha

[Engageme]

Lol!!

[DarkKnight01]

Very funny indeed

[Wowgirl10q]

Thanks

[DarkKnight01]

Why you are very welcome

[Secretgardenblood]

Good take

[LegateLanius]

Interesting