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This one is recycled from Reddit and I wrote it in 2019. This is part 2 of 2; there's a female one that came first. Again, don't take too seriously!
https://old.reddit.com/r/randomshit/comments/aru0eq/random_shit_360_the_nine_types_of_men/
1) Alpha Males
Confident and skilled, fearless, and able to take on any challenge life throws at them.
Alpha Males are men who are confident, skilled, charismatic, brave, highly secure with themselves, independent, and sure of themselves. They are highly talented in at least a few things, and typically successful in their career field, although that is not required. Many believe Alpha Males have to also be tall, good looking, and wealthy. But that is not true. Like most on here, it is more of a mindset and attitude than external and superficial successes. Less than 1% of men in society are Alpha Males, yet 80% of all straight women are instantly attracted to them. Alpha Males have mastered themselves, thus have the power to master life, as well. But how do you be an Alpha Male? Well, you're on the internet right now. The first step is looking that shit up yourself!
2) Sigma Males
Highly skilled, but unsure of themselves.
Sigma Males, along with many on here, will be terms you've heard for the first time. Sigma Males are highly talented, but haven't quite become Alpha Males yet. They are men with potential who just need the right motivator or mentor to push them forward to that next level. Sigma Males can be considered Baby Alphas.
3) Lambda Males
Highly skilled, but hate themselves.
Lambda Males are men with endless potential, but due to various things in life, most often in their childhood, have little confidence in life. These men tend to be nerds and work in fields like IT, accounting, or some other STEM field. They also tend to be short, unattractive, overweight, black or Asian, or otherwise have something working against them that keeps them from developing external confidence in society. Personality wise, they're deadpan snarkers, sarcastic, cynical, and don't typically do well, but have had at least some small minor experience with women before, often by luck. (FYI, I myself am more than likely a Lambda Male. I'm doing THIS shit right now!)
4) Kappa Males
Skilled in only a few things and confident.
Kappa Males are rare because usually those with confidence and skills graduate up to being Alpha Males. Kappas are typically military, police, first-year students, interns, and rookies who have a very strong social circle, like a loving family or great friends. They don't tend to stay Kappas for too long, because all it takes from there on is some experience and skill building to become Alpha Males.
5) Delta Males
"Normal" men. Average self-esteem, average skillset.
Delta Males are what most men on the planet fall into. Average males with an average moveset and average level of self worth. They typically tend to be working class men doing labor jobs that don't require a four year college degree. Nothing much to say here.
6) Zeta Males
Some skills, but a lack of confidence; your typical office drone.
Zeta Males are unhappy men who lack bravery and end up being followers most of their lives. Most men who work in a cubicle are probably a Zeta. The thing is, you don't have to be a Zeta Male forever, though. The first step to recovery is recognizing you are one and that you are not happy in life being one.
7) Gamma Males
Confident and sometimes successful in life, but without a true reason to be.
Gamma Males are typically your garden variety assholes, bosses at work, and nepotists. These are the "assholes women love" that many jealous guys (Zeta Males) wonder how they succeed despite their lack of skills, utter lack of intelligence, or other desirable traits that should hold them back. The fact is, confidence is literally the most desirable and sexy trait any man can have. Gamma Males are the men who are so confident, they can succeed despite their low intelligence, lack of career skills, and abundance of otherwise off-putting traits. These men often are also the most lucky in society and are typically born rich, have enabler parents, and fall backwards into successful jobs, thus, never had to learn how to cultivate their other skills. They are the male equivalent of hot girls with low IQ's and bitchy attitudes.
8 ) Beta Males (Soy boys; male feminists)
Unconfident, unskilled, weak, and wimpy, but still demanding of your attention.
Beta Males are what most men would refer to as "pussies." They are every literally male feminist that has ever existed and a good 80% of all liberal arts professors. They are the pushy, snide, sarcastic Sheldon Coopers of the world, but without the intelligence or skills. The everlasting paradox of Beta Males is that they don't respect masculinity or Alpha Male mentality, yet subconsciously think they should be treated the same as Alpha Males and feel entitled of all the things that come with masculinity without having to work for it. No one will ever understand this enigma of the Beta Male.
9) Omega Males (Incels)
No confidence, no skills. But plenty of virgin rage.
Only one level exists lower than the Beta Male, and that is the Omega Male. These are what most would refer to as "incels." Not all Forever Alone people are Incels, but all Incels are forever alone. Some people (including myself, sadly) can be perpetually single and not have touched a woman in months or years, but still be relatively normal. Omega Males/Incels, however, have turned that deep sexual frustration into non-feminist-label actual misogyny. A legitimate hatred of women. Of course, Omega Males also have little to no skills at all in other non-social endeavors, are typically underweight or overweight, live with their mother into their thirties (or even forties!), have bad hygiene, poor social skills even among other men, and most importantly, NO DESIRE TO BETTER THEMSELVES OR EVER CHANGE THESE TRAITS! They perpetually blame others instead of taking even the smallest bit of responsibility for themselves. They are the lowest of the low when it comes to men.
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