What are snappy comebacks when a girl accuses you of stalking?

Such as, 'Í'm not stalking you, I''m just transfixed by your beauty.'

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  • there's this one

    "Me? Stalk you? No, thanks. Even I have my standards... but I can bring it up at the next stalker meeting to see if anyone else wants to, but I wouldn't get your hopes up."

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    Oh, I'm sorry, unlike, I really can't say I know what your talking about. Facebook, Twitter and Insstagram - Life doesn't have a 'Follow' button.

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  • Oh so you're a foot shorter than you look? Get off your pedestal and show me how short you really are.

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  • "What makes u think you're so important? "

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  • "Haha good one".

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  • Bitch, please you ain't nothing.

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  • Shut up man its not funny :)

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