What are snappy comebacks when a girl accuses you of stalking?

[martyfellow]

Such as, 'Í'm not stalking you, I''m just transfixed by your beauty.'

[MarkyyG123]

there's this one

"Me? Stalk you? No, thanks. Even I have my standards... but I can bring it up at the next stalker meeting to see if anyone else wants to, but I wouldn't get your hopes up."

OR

Oh, I'm sorry, unlike, I really can't say I know what your talking about. Facebook, Twitter and Insstagram - Life doesn't have a 'Follow' button.

[martyfellow]

There you go!

[MarkyyG123]

Hahaha yeah, but if you like her then its probably not so wise to use these haha unless she gets your weird sense of humor

[OpenClose]

That one's a little redundant. But funny nonetheless.

How about "why do you keep going where I'm trying to go?"

[Bandit74]

Lol perfect

[OpenClose]

Haha Thanks!

[Your_boss960]

"Why would I stalk anything that even related to you? Trust me I have better things to do."

Teach her a lesson, not all guys are obsessed with her.

[Neko_Chan]

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[martyfellow]

Right on point!

[mistninja314]

You just now noticing that? i1127.photobucket.com/.../...f-choke-shhh-ksm5.gif or I say i1127.photobucket.com/.../...m_MDU1ODM5NDU5Njk.jpg

[Theguyoverthere]

Oh so you're a foot shorter than you look? Get off your pedestal and show me how short you really are.

[upood]

"Sorry, who are you?"

[martyfellow]

Chuckle!

[upood]

asked in the right tone, it comes across playful and sarcastic tbh.

[Prof_Don]

"What makes u think you're so important? "

[NoMoreDreams]

Its not stalking its just admiring from afar

[NerdInDenial]

Bitch, please you ain't nothing.

[JohnBhoy94]

"Haha good one".

[ZeBrandon]

Shut up man its not funny :)