Guys, where was the strangest place you masturbated?

Xper 6 Age: 36

I was at my moms funeral

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Anonymous
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OMG, I'm might have to share mine *sips drink* Fuck it, I'm doing it.

The strangest place I've ever J/O is actually the first time I ever successfully ejaculated. I was 11 or 12 I had been getting awkward boners for a few years but I was still developing and didn't understand the process.

It was a summer night and I was lying in my sleeping-bag on one side of this massive trampoline and at the other side was one of my friends. Anyway I got one of my random boners and suddenly something one of my other friends had said to me about cumming popped into my head.

And since I had never cam before I was determined to do it, so I just fapped away discreetly until I had an awkward, unenjoyable orgasm. There was a few times where my buddy woke up & asked me why the trampoline was shaking - I told him it was the wind HAHA... OMG looking back now I see how gay it was, I'm going to have to tell that friend one day to complete the embarrassment of it all.

So much for having shame.

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rthomas43 Follow
Guru Age: 35 , mho 32%

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My weirdest place was also at your mom's funeral.

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Illusive_Man Follow
Guru Age: 31 , mho 53%

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WOWWW!
Oedipus complex coupled with necrophilia!
NOYCE!

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I_am_repulsive Follow
Guru Age: 37

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That is messed up dude; your mom's funeral? Where's the respect at?

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Anonymous
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no people!. he's just asking where we've masturbated

and he told us he was at his mom's funeral but he didn't masturbate there!

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Theguywhomadeurday Follow
Xper 7 Age: 35

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Fuck
can this shit get any more nasty.

Copy @rthomas43 reply.

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- rthomas43
  
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  YOU'RE BACK.
  
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Anonymous
(36-45)

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A church, at work, my parent's bedroom, several of my friend's houses, just about anywhere 😁😈

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zorro8888 Follow
Guru Age: 30 , mho 32%

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WOW! This is next level fucked up.

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doireallyneedone Follow
Xper 6 Age: 37 , mho 37%

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I masturbated reading this. LAWL

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- manos
  
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  Me too haha
  
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TheSpartan Follow
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764 opinions shared on Guy's Behavior topic.

Dude, man... you're fucked up. Geese.

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- helladude
  
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  Geese, dude.
  
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Anonymous
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In an abandoned building. When the need arises...

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Anonymous
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During an AP test.

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- TheSpartan
  
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  I've taken four of those, and there was no way I would've been able to pull that off then.
  
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- Opinion Owner
  
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  It was very hard but worth it... Nobody noticed by the way so perfect
  
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