Guys, where was the strangest place you masturbated?

[Tacomeat]

I was at my moms funeral

Updates:

[Anonymous]

OMG, I'm might have to share mine *sips drink* Fuck it, I'm doing it.

The strangest place I've ever J/O is actually the first time I ever successfully ejaculated. I was 11 or 12 I had been getting awkward boners for a few years but I was still developing and didn't understand the process.

It was a summer night and I was lying in my sleeping-bag on one side of this massive trampoline and at the other side was one of my friends. Anyway I got one of my random boners and suddenly something one of my other friends had said to me about cumming popped into my head.

And since I had never cam before I was determined to do it, so I just fapped away discreetly until I had an awkward, unenjoyable orgasm. There was a few times where my buddy woke up & asked me why the trampoline was shaking - I told him it was the wind HAHA... OMG looking back now I see how gay it was, I'm going to have to tell that friend one day to complete the embarrassment of it all.

So much for having shame.

[rthomas43]

My weirdest place was also at your mom's funeral.

[Anonymous]

no people!. he's just asking where we've masturbated

and he told us he was at his mom's funeral but he didn't masturbate there!

[Illusive_Man]

WOWWW!
Oedipus complex coupled with necrophilia!
NOYCE!

[Anonymous]

A church, at work, my parent's bedroom, several of my friend's houses, just about anywhere 😁😈

[I_am_repulsive]

That is messed up dude; your mom's funeral? Where's the respect at?

[Theguywhomadeurday]

Fuck
can this shit get any more nasty.

Copy @rthomas43 reply.

[doireallyneedone]

I masturbated reading this. LAWL

[zorro8888]

WOW! This is next level fucked up.

[TheSpartan]

Dude, man... you're fucked up. Geese.

[Anonymous]

In an abandoned building. When the need arises...

[Anonymous]

During an AP test.