OMG, I'm might have to share mine *sips drink* Fuck it, I'm doing it.
The strangest place I've ever J/O is actually the first time I ever successfully ejaculated. I was 11 or 12 I had been getting awkward boners for a few years but I was still developing and didn't understand the process.
It was a summer night and I was lying in my sleeping-bag on one side of this massive trampoline and at the other side was one of my friends. Anyway I got one of my random boners and suddenly something one of my other friends had said to me about cumming popped into my head.
And since I had never cam before I was determined to do it, so I just fapped away discreetly until I had an awkward, unenjoyable orgasm. There was a few times where my buddy woke up & asked me why the trampoline was shaking - I told him it was the wind HAHA... OMG looking back now I see how gay it was, I'm going to have to tell that friend one day to complete the embarrassment of it all.
So much for having shame.
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My weirdest place was also at your mom's funeral.
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WOWWW!
Oedipus complex coupled with necrophilia!
NOYCE!no people!. he's just asking where we've masturbated
and he told us he was at his mom's funeral but he didn't masturbate there!That is messed up dude; your mom's funeral? Where's the respect at?
Fuck
can this shit get any more nasty.
Copy @rthomas43 reply.A church, at work, my parent's bedroom, several of my friend's houses, just about anywhere 😁😈
WOW! This is next level fucked up.
I masturbated reading this. LAWL
Dude, man... you're fucked up. Geese.
In an abandoned building. When the need arises...
During an AP test.
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