Why is it when I tell a guy he can put it anywhere they always put in my ass?

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anylolone · Accepted Answer

The least done thing is the most novel and because of that, most exciting.
What they don't realize is that it's the most common thing for you and therefore not exiting.

I've heard women complain that no one fucks them in the ass, either because they don't offer, or because they said the same thing as you and it turns out it was ubiquitous for the guys as it's for you.

And in the first option, when no options are offered everyone stick with the safe bet of what works.

Instead next, tell them specifically what you want, actually, don't ever tell them to stick anything anywhere, just do what you want and tell them what you are doing.

Citizenkirk · Accepted Answer

For your sake, I hope they are not referring too a kitchen utensil, automotive maintenance tool, gardening tool, farm equipment, industrial forklifts it large farm machinery, or feul rods for any kind of combustible flammable or fissionable conversion energy production process

Why is it when I tell a guy he can put it anywhere they always put in my ass?

Just, just to be on the safe side, it probably wouldn't hurt to be a little more specific about where it is you want it, and what it is that you want done with it, and what general or even more specific context you know

Brainsbeforebeauty · Accepted Answer

Because you said "anywhere" and there's only 3 places they can put it 🤷🏼‍♀️ well unless you count in between the boobs then 4 lol

eileen_ruth · Accepted Answer

I don't know its something I noticed maybe bc most girls dont do it. It's also rougher? More dominant guys seem to prefer it?

ObscuredBeyond · Answer

14-point zone logic. Your body is almost a whole golf course of regions. But eye sockets, nostrils, ear canals, armpits, between breasts, navel... these are really unpopular. Once there, there's nowhere to go. Poking your urethra can be a real thrill at first, but that thrill doesn't last when it's too small to fit anything inside it.

So that leaves you with three viable options left. Your mouth, which I'm sure you'd enjoy, your vagina, which is a win for both in the moment, or the forbidden fruit zone. So "anywhere" translates quickly as "go right ahead, fuck my ass." And you seem to find men who don't hesitate to oblige.

Long story short, make your offers more wisely, and choose your words more wisely, if you don't want him riding the Hershey Highway.

purplepoppy · Answer

I told a guy same thing. He put it in my sister.

ChiTown33 · Answer

I don't get that either. I mean get creative! I used ro know rhis chick with glass eye. One time she said i could stick it anywhere. So i stuck it in her eye socket. She was like "what are you doing"? I said "i thought i was f***ing your brains out". She must have enjoyed it though because she said we need to do again sometime soon. And i said ok how bout tomorrow and she said ok, i'll keep an EYE out for ya".

Glasgow55 · Answer

This is bizarre to me. I find it disgusting that any normal guy would want to do this. It's dirty, not lubricated and not as flexible as the vagina, so is painful for the woman and can cause tearing - I believe. If a guy wants to take a woman from behind, and fuck her in the ass, he may as well be with another man. I can't understand any woman allowing a guy to do this to her, either.

TheorionMage · Answer

Its a pragmatic compromise... MOST female's have a virtually 'virginal' anal passage. With a condom, the sexually-transmitted disease and pregnancy issues are of NO concern and if he's any good he's stimulating your clit & Vulva.

When you find yourself intuitively grinding & impaling yourself upon him,
he's doing SOMETHING right ~

OlderAndWiser · Answer

Why did you need to disparage other people's religious beliefs to ask your question?

modeve · Answer

Guys need variety variety of girls or points in one girl. When you allow a guy to put anywhere, he will definitely put in back hole, if himself not averse to it.

Meldrum · Answer

Why fuck her in the ass when you have a nice warm juicy pussy right next to it?

MsTaniaUncensored · Answer

I have seen that movie way too much. My mind went there immediately before I saw a single picture. XD

ZackBan · Answer

Well I guess they think you want them to do it.

I mean obviously the vagina is default in this case so when you say put it anywhere you don't mean there as that kinda goes without saying.

So he's left with little options unless you want it in your ear of course

007kingifrit · Answer

lots of guys don't get to do anal because some women are... bad at sex. so its nice when we get the chance we are gana take it also... what is that last pair of gifs from? is that a movie?

humanearth · Answer

This song fits this question, get ready to laugh The Penis Song from The Sweetest Thing 2002

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Yeah, I agree with you, I would like to hit the pussy from behind?

Kaneki05 · Answer

Because there is a lot of women who don't like that. So when they have the option to do it there gonna take it.

Jjpayne · Answer

I guess it's either the front or the back 🤔 but I'll probably ask my partner where she would like it in the future

Massageman · Answer

Why can't you be specific in where he should "put it". You never know, his choice might change in the future.

Holisticapproachsara · Answer

Ok those gifs are weird. But i guess the guy want to get to the bottom of it , no pun intended

jshm2 · Answer

Because not many women can take it up the ass. No joke.

Anonymous · Answer

Then you must be unlucky by being with guys who are not skillful sexually and/or who don't care about bringing you to orgasm

J9inva · Answer

To be honest that’s the last place I’d want to put it. Not a fan of anal at all.

Why is it when I tell a guy he can put it anywhere they always put in my ass?

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