Do I have a dirty mind or does he mean what I think it does?

[Anonymous]

So, I’m just looking for what y’all would interpret this as, but my boyfriend rarely shares his intimate sexual feelings with me and if he does it’s very indirect and a little confusing… lately he’s been sending me TikTok’s about eating the cooch as a “joke”

Today he told me I’d be having a “colonoscopy” sooner than later. I told him yeah, when I’m 50, and he said “no, way sooner” I laughed and he kind of smirked and then quickly changed the subject.

Do I just have a dirty mind or do you think he meant well you know 😂

[spartan55]

Colonoscopy? Yeah he sounds like a real smooth talker. Good choice.

[Asker]

😂 he is pretty smooth sometimes, it’s just a weird way to put it

[spartan55]

I'm sure.

[SlothySlob]

That he want's to eat your pussy and finger your ass? Yeah that pretty much it... I cringed with the colonoscopy thing...

[Asker]

I know, he says things so strange sometimes so I don't know I just have to assume it’s that

[SlothySlob]

Well, it's his form of humor, his form of communication. I can ignore him, you're stuck with him. Still wish you a happy life with him, though.

[Anonymous]

Well a Colonoscopy isn't enjoyable so it's a bad reference if it is meant that way lol.

[Asker]

I knowww but he said it so flirty so I don't know

[loveslongnails]

He sounds like a child. Not really worth trying to figure out wtf he's thinking.

[justaskme555555]

NO he meant what you think. Wants to do oral

[Asker]

Okay, thanks- haha I was thinking so but didn't want to just assume 😅 last week sometime, he said something quickly and I couldn’t hear, and I said It sounded like he said he was going to eat me, and he responded to that: “i am going to, but not yet” I just thought it was a joke but they keep coming lol

[TenkRealist]

Probably anal, if you have it regularly.

[Asker]

We haven’t had sex yet 😂

[TenkRealist]

Then I don't know dude 😅

[UniquelyBasic]

You're a weird couple

[Asker]

We are 😂

[Anonymous]

Sounds like he wants to give you a ring job.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, sort of.

[Asker]

Ok ya I don't know

[Opinion Owner]

Eating you out is dirty, hehe.