Guys, how many streams can you pee in the morning when you get up?

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Guys, how many streams do you get when you pee? Does the stream split when you get up in the morning or go straight as an arrow? Do you not notice the split and get it on the floor? Or worse, on your leg? There is one thing you must never do. Never cross the streams!

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I don't understand why you are so concerned with men's bodily functions. If you are asking out of curiosity. We have bathroom problems and mishaps the same as women do... We don't need to go around and talk about it and neither do a lot of women.

I will never understand why some people want to talk about their personal problems ALL THE TIME!!! To total strangers. Questions like this are a little creepy at best.

Sometimes using the bathroom in the mornings is hard.

FunkyMonkee · Accepted Answer

It rarely ever happens. Yesterday, it was two streams but it was WELL after I woke up!! Maybe 6 hours, or better.
As I have no idea how I get two in the first place, I have no idea how I COULD go about crossing them!! If they're far enough apart, one CAN hit the edge of the toilet or even the floor or my leg or even the wall beside the toilet!

MrOracle · Answer

This is what happens when cum dries on the tip of your dick and "glues" the end of the urethra closed - it's a lot like when you put your thumb over the end of the running garden hose, except it's completely unpredictable.

exitseven · Answer

Yes, one stream goes straight ahead and the other goes off on a 45 degree angle. The trick is to get both streams in the toilet at the same time.

SamIam96 · Answer

Usually a single, concentrated stream. There might be a little spray if I'm still a little woody. It may be worth having a seat on those occasions.

LiamSawyer · Answer

Usually straight as an arrow the only time it splits into two streams is if Ibhave sex and don't pee after sex and the cum ang pussy juice drys into a film covering my pee hole overnight.

erandal · Answer

I never knew that happened so I asked my husband and yes, that does happen. Wow.

RavVid · Answer

Sometimes it splits and even though I notice it still goes on the floor.

TadCurious · Answer

I wait until my morning erection goes down to prevent this from happening.

TheoPfeifle · Answer

Depends on whether I had sex that night. No... One stream. Yes... It's pretty unpredictable, but never a mess.

Massageman · Answer

Who do you call? Ballbusters! Just one - no sweat for me.

roy_ricky09 · Answer

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sparkie460 · Answer

Lately 2 streams all the time but that's getting taken care of soon

vald9inches · Answer

Damn so thats what happens when cross the streams!! 😱😱😱

Zolly99999 · Answer

Actually it's really hard to pee with a boner. Which i have every morning

bananathunder · Answer

usually just one unless i came the night before and didn't piss after

DonkeyDan · Answer

Usually only split stream after sex.

20yearsolder · Answer

Most of the time just one

NYCQuestions1976 · Answer

It's happened on rare occasions.

Likes2drive · Answer

Steady stream still, very rare it’s a split stream

JohnK123 · Answer

Ya why ask this question HAHA

Fuentes · Answer

Lol im not a rabbit it goes one solid direction

IsoUser · Answer

Just a straight stream into the toilet lol

maximumpower · Answer

one great big one - 3/4" in diameter

_deeznuts · Answer

what in the world

chloerichardson2022 · Answer

What weird question

NathanDavis · Answer

lmfao...

BillyBalls · Answer

What the Fuck?

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