Guys, how many streams can you pee at once?

[Daniela1982]

Do you ever pee where you don't want it, like on your leg? Multiple have a mind of their own. Tell us of your exploits of the pee.

[MrOracle]

You DO know that's Clint Howard - Ron Howard's brother - right?

Anyway, to answer your question, any guy who has ejaculated and not peed quickly afterwards has experienced this before:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/s8jHGZ8WH6A

Semen will dry at the opening of the urethra, but you won't necessarily notice it, and the effect is similar to putting your thumb over the end of the garden hose - you get anything from a wide spray to a redirected jet. Inevitably, this is going to happen when you have to pee REALLY bad (and can't stop once you've started) AND you are half-awake and possibly in pain from a strenuous prior day.

[Daniela1982]

Yes I know he is Ron's brother. Do you think I am stupid or something? Don't answer that!! LOL

[yuviii2012]

When a tight erection is there dick is hard so it may be a sprinkler fountain aiming the sky... or even washing your own face.

If its semi hard it will be a 2 stream flow one inside comode one washing the outer.

If the skin is closed tightly in winters it can also flow down your legs and pouch specially the last drops.

And if its controlled from a long time it can be a single stream capable of watering even plants a few meters away.

Whats your type of streams as a girl?

[Daniela1982]

Wait, what?

[yuviii2012]

Want me to expain more

[Daniela1982]

I can pee a stream if I hold it right. I used to do that while camping. Never get it to go very far though.

[exitseven]

Okay, I had a crushed urethra when I was 19. It was surgically repaired. Sometimes I pee in multiple streams One goes straight and the other goes to the side. It is challenging to hit the toilet with them both. We had a master bathroom built and I wanted to add a urinal but was over ruled

[Daniela1982]

A urinal doesn't stop a separate stream, Just don't cross the streams. That can be bad and it can explode your dick into little pieces.

[spartan55]

That made me wince in pain just reading this.

[Mangospacho]

I’m almost afraid to ask how it was crushed. But I can imagine at 19, it was probably a stunt-related injury.

[exitseven]

@daniela1982 It won't stop having two or more streams but it will contain them so some does not end up on the floor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyKQe_i9yyo

[Daniela1982]

You may have to use a funnel.

[exitseven]

@daniela1982 Or maybe Depends.

[Red_Arrow]

If you want to know what happens when you cross the streams, watch Ghost Busters!

[Daniela1982]

@Mangospacho Some girl kicked him in his nards.

[Red_Arrow]

If you left cum on the tip, when it dries it will momentarily split the stream all over the place. Only for a moment till it is blasted off, but then you get to clean the bathroom.

[Daniela1982]

Good point.

[SnowedIn]

Always one stream. In a very rare instance I might aim wrong.

Hardest, though, is trying to pee after waking up and morning wood.

[Daniela1982]

You may have to sit and pee on those occasions.

[SnowedIn]

... you're not wrong but there are sometimes logistics issues with that.

[boombastik]

Yeah sometimes it comes out in 2 streams and neither goes into the toilet even though I'm aiming right at toilet lol. Luckily it sticks out far enough to miss my leg though.

[matchrestore]

Foreskin forward, its always one stream, pulled back, I usually get two. I don't think I've ever gotten more than two...

[Massageman]

First I would need a couple of shots of your Tranya, Clint!

But back to your question - it varies by clothing worn just prior, time of day, etc.

[Fuentes]

No I do not purposely experiment with the ways I pee or notice streams lol the only time my piss goes all over is if I piss with a boner. And that's hard to do.

[Daniela1982]

Hey, MCheetah could do it. But then he had a little dick to match his height.

[Fuentes]

Lol ofc he would let you know that hahaha well I was born lucky so it's a problem hahaha

[Mangospacho]

Only two. How could you possibly go for three or more streams? You’d be bleaching the bathroom every time you went.

[Daniela1982]

😯🤣😂

[Mangospacho]

I mean. I’m guessing. It’s not from personal experience

[clampfan101]

I don’t understand the base question, and don’t know what an exploit would be. I can’t remember the last time I had any issues with controlling it.

[Daniela1982]

@clampfan101Well, if you use a clamp on your dick it is probably easier to control the flow.

[clampfan101]

My name is referring to Clamp anime and manga…
Did you want to try to explain your questions?

[Daniela1982]

How hard is is to understand?

[clampfan101]

Never mind…

[Daniela1982]

If you can't figure it out you are hopeless. 👎👎

[Likes2drive]

I’ve seen that alien before on the original Star Trek series, and no I don’t pee on anything except in the toilet, I haven’t had any incidents

[Surely]

That is why guys need to pull the little guy out far enough to clear your pants and to be able to get a grip and have good aim!

[Exterminatore]

If a wait a while after I have sex sometimes the pee will kinda go out in 2 different directions.

[bananathunder]

you have to pee after busting a nut or else you may be in trouble next time you have to go lol

[Guardian45]

My aim is ALWAYS true, but my friend DOESN’T always agree with me!

[Alex8736]

lets just say some got on the toilet seat even though it was lifted. got shit for a long time. 😜

[chloerichardson2022]

Girls have this problem not guys

[EaterPeter]

Hardly ever. Though I have a joke on that.

[Daniela1982]

Tell it!

[EaterPeter]

A woman starts peeing 4 streams. Her husband takes her to a doctor. Doctor asks when it started? Husband wife replies just recently. Doctor takes her to check up room and fixes the problem though curious and asks what happened. Husband replies wife do not let him sex often she recently allowed him to do so and he was very exited to have sex. Doctor responded next time you want to take your boxers off and take of any clothing article with buttons. There was a button on her urethra.

[EaterPeter]

It is likely to be lost in translation.

[EaterPeter]

Have sex often *

[Jerre]

Just one steady stream

[msc545]

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