What would you do if you were this guy? What will be your last words?

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What would you do if you were this guy? What will be your last words?

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MrOracle Follow
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"I hope this.500 Smith & Wesson is big enough!"
8" .500 S&W on top, 6" .44 Magnum on the bottom, for comparison.
.44 Mag (Left), .500 S&W (Right)
To be fair, Africa has at least 6 or 8 land mammals that the.500 S&W is DEFINITELY not big enough to deal with. You've got SOME chance against a lion. You've got NO chance against a cape buffalo, or a hippo, or an elephant, or a rhino. Those all call for rifles, and very, very big rifles at that.
.577 Tyrannosaur rounds, with a.308 in between.

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jamartheg Follow
Xper 6 Age: 26

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I would fight and I would beat this lion

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- Pinay_ako
  
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  Ok Hercules
  
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Agape93 Follow
Master Age: 34

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I spent my time eating pussy, and now pussy will eat me. Life has come full circle.

@PrettyPriya @blackcupcake @SecretsofKB

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- Blackcupcake
  
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  lmfao…
  
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Mimifaith Follow
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God to forgive me for all my sins

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MCheetah Follow
Master Age: 39 , mho 45%

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Lions aren't actually violent or hostile to humans though. They're not like those f*cking assholes, tigers. A lion wouldn't even attack a human if it was hungry, because they're a lot smarter than other big cats. A tiger or cougar would, though. Don't profile the lion. She's chill.
If I were that guy, I'd give a "what's up" and head nod to her. And she'd head nod back and go along her way.

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- A_Bell
  
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  You're not LION are you?
  
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Chazmatazz269 Follow
Guru Age: 52 , mho 38%

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“Here kitty, kitty, kitty!”
For whatever reason, that cat’s not the least bit interested in munching on that person. Lions’ hunting and stalking posture is very different from what’s shown here. I’d gladly bet that guy not only lived to change his pants, but possibly got a terrific pic or two and one of those “You’d never believe this story if there weren’t pictures!” stories out of it.

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DJB72 Follow
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He's the tracker. The lioness thinks he's part of the vehicle.

All professional safari vehicles have a two or three man crew on them. Behind him, out of the picture, there is likely a guy with a 30-06 rifle pointed at the lioness in case she jumps at him.

He's a lot safer than he looks and he probably is in this position three or four times a day

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purplepoppy Follow
Master Age: 26 , mho 55%

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That lioness has got that "That's not what I ordered" look

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- Pinay_ako
  
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  She ordered from wish 🤣
  
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The_Shadow_Dweller Follow
Yoda Age: 25 , mho 30%

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The animals in there are trained to not attack the safari vehicle. But in case, such thing happens, there is always a backup safari. Or some kind of backup is always there.
This guy had very minimal level of threat from the lioness.

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Aakash_Hangargi Follow
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Most animals don't like human flesh , as it's too much salty.

They only attack if they have to !!

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- Pinay_ako
  
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  Bruuhhh how do you know were too salty? 😳😳😳 🤔 and when predators are hungry, meat is meat.
  
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- Aakash_Hangargi
  
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  Lol the amount of sodium we consume makes our meat salty
  Meat in sense flesh and not only my meat 🤣🤣🥓
  
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- Aakash_Hangargi
  
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  If it's very hungry and it didn't get anything else it's possible or if it's some how spooked by you then
  
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ObscuredBeyond Follow
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mMKvGL2hEw0?feature=share&si=ELPmzJkDCLju2KnD5oyZMQ
Best advice I've found.

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NathanDavis Follow
Master Age: 35 , mho 33%

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" AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ZABENNNYAAAAAAA !!

BAGHITTII BABA "

or something like that...

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- LavLavLuv
  
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  Lmaoaoa
  
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- u
  
  NathanDavis
  
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  @LavLavLuv I bet little Nala there will either leave me alone... or kill me faster
  
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WindAtMyBack Follow
Master Age: 69 , mho 60%

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Hey wait. Something's wrong here. I wanted to die eating pussy not being eaten by pussy.

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RangerBlue22 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 41 , mho 39%

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It’s a female lion. She looks more curious than anything. If she saw that guy as meal she would of snuck up on him.

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- MrOracle
  
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  Female lions are the ones that do the hunting. Male lions fight off other male lions and the few other predators that can threaten the pride, but they don't hunt for food - the females do that.
  
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misfittoy Follow
Xper 6 Age: 38 , mho 37%

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sit still as i could, dont make eye contact with the lion. as for last words? lets do this.

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BlueScorpio Follow
Explorer Age: 34 , mho 39%

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They're both looking at each other like.. oh... um... hi?

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ohsheeT Follow
Master Age: 41 , mho 62%

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Nice kitty look over there a unicorn Everybody Run for your lives

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Ian69 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 57 , mho 49%

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No, we can’t play poker. There’s to many cheetahs!.

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andreasderjuengere Follow
Master Age: 62

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''Driver - would you please check the pressure of the right front tyre.''
(Next, I'll change for a better seat)

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dustybiker Follow
Master Age: 48 , mho 41%

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“Dinner is served.”

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- dustybiker
  
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  If you’re going out. Go with a good dose of humor.
  
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- Pinay_ako
  
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  When I go, might as well die laughing my ass off
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  Exactly! Even if everyone else is screaming. Walk up to the pearly gates with a grin.
  
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- Pinay_ako
  
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  🤣 I don't know if I’m going there 😂
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  @Pinay_ako Same thought struck me. lmao
  
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- Pinay_ako
  
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  Bruh let’s meet up there 😂
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  @Pinay_ako I’m game! 😈 I hear it’s were all the fun people are anyway,
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  *where
  
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- Pinay_ako
  
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  🤣 finally meet my twin 😂
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  @Pinay_ako lmao 🤗
  
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RavVid Follow
Master Age: 33

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"I am really good at giving ear scratches Simba"

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Sevenpointfive Follow
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hahaha the camera was in my right hand and i'm left handed!

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es20490446e Follow
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If the lion isn't hungry, it represents no menace.

That's why animals stop running when the lion got one of them.

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blissinanarchy1 Follow
Xper 7 Age: 27

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My last words?
”Sweet mother of…. e-e-eassssy boah…. SHIIIIT”

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Literalbillionaire17 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 26

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I swear I would just sit still as long as possible. Maybe it will go away? 😂

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dreamstar72 Follow
Guru Age: 46

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Damn I knew I should have traded my camera for a rifle.

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Still-alive Follow
Master Age: 42

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"well at least it wasn't because of covid"

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Mangospacho Follow
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Look! It’s Mufasa! Hopefully he is a fan of Lion King, the original film.

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SpaceGalaxy Follow
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My last words would be a big lie " Hey Lion, i am NOT into pussies so fuck off"

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SnowedIn Follow
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Cat's got your tongue...

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Iron_Man Follow
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Those are my animals just Pet it

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Lucy68 Follow
Yoda Age: 28 , mho 35%

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Here kitty kitty kitty

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sheenagwapa Follow
Yoda Age: 40

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no words just decide that it's time to go home

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HighValue Follow
Guru Age: 45

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I'd try to pet the lion.

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DermalPunch Follow
Explorer Age: 42

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The man is clearly unfazed.

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Danny_dan92 Follow
Master Age: 34

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Hello kitty. Are you hungry?

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Rockstarrrrr Follow
Explorer Age: 29

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Please make it quick lol

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dudeinohio Follow
Master Age: 61

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Thank god... I don't have to go to work anymore.

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Havthrills Follow
Xper 7 Age: 48

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That's a big pu..

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ChiTown33 Follow
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Hakuna matata?

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Andres77 Follow
Master Age: 49

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The bus stop is down the block

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Anonymous
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Nice kitty 😺 😆

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boobliker Follow
Guru Age: 71

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shit my self or hope it been feed

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Zolly99999 Follow
Yoda Age: 46

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Oh look a kitty 😺

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888theGreat Follow
Master Age: 57

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Here Kitty Kitty

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Twalli Follow
Master Age: 35

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Holy shit it's a lion

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TrillXHippy Follow
Yoda Age: 31

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I wouldn’t get attacked so walk away

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bigpauly Follow
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"ah shit"

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nawtee_me Follow
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want to play with my cat?

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jimmy2 Follow
Master Age: 66

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Here kitty kitty please someone throw a steak here

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BLP11520 Follow
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I knew I should have brought my rifle!!

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exitseven Follow
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nice kitty.

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- AviatorTom
  
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  Exactly what I was going to say
  
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- exitseven
  
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  @AviatorTom you snooze you lose. 😊😊😊
  
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AddylynnNightingale Follow
Xper 7 Age: 31

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"Do the roar."

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- Andres77
  
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  When that movie first came out I used to say that all the time in front of my kids. My daughter, when she was about 6 wanted to say it too, like the kid in the movie, but she couldn’t get the voice right.
  Frustrated, she asked me how do I copy the voice. I had to think about it for a bit. I told her “push like ur trying to go poo and then say it”.
  She tried it.
  Nailed it.
  She looked so surprised and pleased.
  😆😆😆
  Precious moments.
  Thanks for reminding me of this.
  
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LavLavLuv Follow
Master Age: 27

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“Shooo shoooooo”

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Jeansnowstarkbastard Follow
Xper 4 Age: 24

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Where's my knife?

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Reddy4it Follow
Xper 6 Age: 35

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…shit…

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pizzalovershouse Follow
Master Age: 37

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Lunch

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Fuentes Follow
Master Age: 34

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My fire sign

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- dustybiker
  
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  Chinese astrology?
  
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- Fuentes
  
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  @dustybiker no Leo the lion
  
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- dustybiker
  
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  Ah. Guess that works too.
  
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- Fuentes
  
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  @dustybiker I would it sees me as one lol
  
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OddBeMe Follow
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White meat’s in the front

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Guardian45 Follow
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Lunch is served!

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BlurryHaze Follow
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"Long live the king"

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