Guys, be honest. Have you ever tried to light a fart?

[DubiousIntentions]

I'm thinking this just happens when someone is drunk. Wo has done this and what were the results?

That's going to burn a few butt hairs!

[nolabels]

I've tried, unsuccessfully. No injury, just no discernible, hoped for result.

My older brother back when he was a teenager, though, is another story. He shot flame about 2 feet for a couple of seconds. That led to my disappointing attempt.

[Ill_made_Knight]

AHhahahaha... nope, not letting any open fire source near my naked anus or anything in it's vicinity... I might be compelled to watch if somebody was just determined to do it though.

[Rosexøxø]

I don’t know why, but I keep thinking it would send flames up your rectum and into your intestines.

Maybe some bad coughing or acid reflux , later?

Like farts are made up of methane- not sure I want to light myself up 😬👌

[DubiousIntentions]

You know one spark can set off gunpowder or methane gas. Ever wonder if it could blow up your colon?

[Rosexøxø]

Wow lol so it looks like that’s not a joke and pure suicide

I’ll never try it 🙅‍♀️

[DubiousIntentions]

Me either. It would be embarrassing to have to go to the emergency room with a charred A-hole. :(

[Sixgunsound]

Would you be more or less embarrassed of the person who came in with a beer bottle suction locked into their ass hole because they were trying to fuck themselves with it? We ended up having to break the glass and clean the shards out of the dude manually.

[DubiousIntentions]

@Sixgunsound I don't know if you would be surprised on the amount of different things that are retrieved from a colon in Emergency Rooms. I have no idea what these people are thinking when they insert something.

[Sixgunsound]

I was hospital public safety for six years. And even after all that, I’ve probably haven’t seen 10% of it!

[DubiousIntentions]

@Sixgunsound Probably not. I expect you even saw a witch's broom, complete with witch, up someone's craw.

[Sixgunsound]

People seem to remember back when jack ass was a thing putting matchbox cars up the exit ramp, I already mentioned the beer bottle, broom handles were always popular, toys that were designed for the purpose but got lodged in there, and my personal favorite that I wasn’t present for but was told by an attending physician that I have every reason to trust was a guy came in with a live chicken attached to his junk🤣 Apparently he had been putting it to chickens at the farms that he was a migrant laborer on. Every once in a while they would find a ruined hen who obviously was no longer suitable to produce for the farm, but they never caught him. For whatever reason this time he got in but couldn’t get out.

[DubiousIntentions]

@Sixgunsound Oh my God, he must have been VERY horny.

[Anonymous]

I’ve successfully lit my farts on fire. My sisters have as well, and a couple of my friends have too

[Mangospacho]

Not me personally but I saw a friend do it and he nearly lit himself on fire but the fireball went down pretty quickly on its own luckily.

[ArrowheadSW]

No I have not, but I'm wondering if this is just limited to guys. I wonder if women have tried also... LOL

[Sixgunsound]

I guarantee you a redneck woman has tried it in the deep woods.

[ArrowheadSW]

@Sixgunsound Most likely! 😂

[WildCard42]

I'm only ok with women farting, but if a guy does it near me I get grossed out. I used to get mad at other guys for farting.

[NathanDavis]

not me...

but friends, yes

but it was Lab, and the Bunsen was already going, so... dudes are going to be dudes, lol

[Ill_made_Knight]

knew a dude who lost his eyebrows fooling with a Bunsen Burner

[Guy13]

I would pay to see that... should be part of a Circus.

[Havthrills]

Doesn't just happen when someone is drunk. I tried a few times. Only once was I drunk. Even against a campfire. Lost many hairs on my butt that day, yet sadly no flameage.

[Still-alive]

nahhh lol. but reminds me of this scene

https://www.youtube.com/embed/PTnD40xvSeM

[Shamalien]

My mother had a friend who managed this one day. Apparently it was quite a large flame. He did it often as a party trick

[Fireguy17]

No, I just never had the inclination to try that.

[Koalamate]

My brother did it, took a few attempts before it worked. It wasn't worth it.

[FunkyMonkee]

No, but I've given birth to quite a few that, if lit, could've taken me to the moon!

[Crankor]

Ofcourse. When you see a movie of kids farting in a can and it engulfs in flames, you have to try it for yourself obviously

[Sparkie460]

I have never tried that. I did make a flame thrower with wd40 though.

[Guardian45]

No, but if you'd like me to light yours, I'll give it a go!

[BeMuse]

Yep, I've lit my farts on fire.

[BeMuse]

Methane is flammable. Obviously farts aren't very big so there isn't a lot of fuel. Heat rises so angle upward... It's pretty common sense.

[Apraxia]

South Park taught me not to try

[dustybiker]

No… my friends did. It sounded painful.

[Summeroflove]

No never. Not that kind of gas. Lol

[AviatorTom]

No, I just watch the stupid videos

[pizzalovershouse]

I have never done it

[Asker2022]

No, it isn’t that interesting.

[AddylynnNightingale]

My brother tried.

[Lee1515]

yes i have

[DubiousIntentions]

You should be careful, you might ignite your bush too.

[Paige90]

Do girls still have a bush? I haven't had one since I was 14.

[DubiousIntentions]

@Paige90 So who were you doing it for at that age? Why do girls feel they have to do it but not boys?

[Deserter]

No, I'm not a loser

[Anonymous]

Nope