Guys, When you pee standing up, what do you aim at?

[AviatorTom]

Guys, when you pee standing up, what do you aim at?

Do you direct the stream at the Water in the bowl, which is noisy and causes unwanted splashes?

Or, do you aim at the Bowl, outside the water, which is quieter and doesn't splash?

Please vote in the poll.

I aim at the WATER in the bowl

I am at the BOWL, outside the water

I SIT DOWN when I pee

Something ELSE - please tell

[Shiprex]

I tend to aim toward the water BUT if it's late then maybe on the bowl and then move the aim around a bit to keep it interesting

[Shiprex]

Thanks @AviatorTom for the MHO

[OlderAndWiser]

I aim at the bowl, not the water. I am the stealth pisser!

[exitseven]

I had surgery to repair a crushed urethra when I was 19. When you gotta go...

The operation was successful, however I sometimes pee at a weird angle or else I pee in multiple streams. I am just happy when I do not pee on the floor.

[NicholasRedone]

Usually within the bowl is always a good start 😀😜

[OneViewpoint]

I aim at the floor beside the toilet or urinal. I'm the reason the men's room floor is always covered in piss.

OK seriously, why is the men's room floor always covered in piss?

[Dongie]

I have a bad neck thanks to a doctor cracking a bone so I aim for the sound of water.

[Dongie]

And for those "men" who sit to pee...

... DAMN!!

[FunkyMonkee]

Sometimes, if I don't wanna make noise, I'll hit the side oof the bowl just above the water but it really doesn't matter where you aim, you're GONNA get a drop or three on the rim.

[Anonymous]

Usually at the bowl, but it doesn't matter.

[WonderingManII]

I aim at the WATER in the bowl

[Massageman]

I'm grateful to be able to sit.

[Cubus]

Bowl. Less noice.

[Panthero80]

I suppose iI aim for either.

[beefcakebradybatson]

TRUMP'S FACE !!!