Why are men so full of themselves?

Like, one time I was at McDonald's when my mom called me about the death of my grandma. Mind you, since I'm a hooker, I had my ad up, and this one fellow later wrote to me: 'I see the way you were looking at me; we have chemistry'. Looool! Like i was literally mourning my grandma. This happens a lot. For an average guy glance = she's obssessed. Why are you guys skewed like that?

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Why are men so full of themselves?
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