Eliminating Muscle Mass (question in details)?

[Anonymous]

Is there any device to check how much muscle mass at your home?

lol, i didn't say that to the question because people would think that the asker, is interested in building muscle.

Actualy my main goal is to decrease muscle mass to the minimum and remain skinny, so i want to know if there's any device that'll help me find out how much i have left.

[EpicHam]

LOTS AND LOTS of cardio.
Cycling or jogging.

Those changes your body muscle composition to more Type I.
Slowly the HUGE Type II muscles you have atrophy away and give way.

Not sure why would you want that , but I suppose if you want to have more endurance and stamina , that's how you do it.

[Asker]

eh? i didn't understand a word about what you say... but as far as i know cycling is to excercise your legs. i hate sports as hell dude

[EpicHam]

So basically what I said was...

You do a lot of running or cycling that is traditionally used to burn fat.
That way your body will adjust and reduce your big strong muscles to lean endurance muscles.

[Asker]

will cycling make you taller? because i want to stunt my growth

[EpicHam]

no it won't.
I have no idea what you're trying to do here , but if don't want to be as tall , just reduce your calcium intake.

[Asker]

i want to remain a weak male

[EpicHam]

are you trolling here?

[Asker]

of course not... i like being weak. i guess you don't read my questions and opinions in other posts

[EpicHam]

oook

[BertMacklinFBI]

there is a device, its like a scale although I don't know where you can buy 1. but it takes your total BMI and everything and puts it all into numbers for you. if you want to simply decrease muscle mass just don't ever do anything related to resistance training in terms of lifting weights or pushing weights.

[Asker]

the only weights i lift is the stuff i buy when i go for shopping but i don't carry too much everytime...3 bags maximum. am i safe?

[BertMacklinFBI]

yeah you're totally fine hahaa.

[Asker]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous]

I've got you figured out now! You're the one who asked about decreasing testosterone, now how to decrease muscle mass, and you hate short women and love tall women.

Do you have a desire to be feminine or something?

[Asker]

YESSSSS

[Opinion Owner]

Okay. That's your personal fetish or desire or whatever. Quit yelling at everyone on here for not sharing it.

[Asker]

still_waiting is that you?

[Opinion Owner]

No, but I am another one of the girls that you have verbally assaulted.

[Asker]

hmmmm... you're the one who's 5'3" and had problem to reach your bf to kiss him?

[Levin]

Just sit and do nothing all day. Your muscle will atrophy nicely. You will also become achey, weak and sick, if that's what you are hoping for.

[Asker]

actually that's what i do most of the time... but i have to go for shopping a couple of times per week so i need to carry stuff. otherwise i sit on my computer, play video games and listen to music all the time. i don't do any sports. i also don't eat any eggs or beef which help in building muscles as i read. am i on a good way to remain muscle-less?

[Levin]

That sounds like the lifestyle of a depressed person. Any kind of inert lifestyle I would guess, will make your body become very painful. Achey back, sexual dysfunction, bouts of feeling really sick and weak, the like. The way to an early grave.

[Asker]

on the contrary i'm not depressed. i'm optimistic about the future actually. it's just my personal appearance that i want to keep as it is, because i'm afraid that one day my muscle will be increasing, so i want to keep them down. and if i was depressed i'd be fat and i'm only 122 lbs.

[Asker]

and i like being weak. i find it fascinating the idea of a male being WEAK and that's what fuels my sexual drive. because you talked that i'd have sexual dysfunction/

[CourtJester]

Get in a catabolic state. Decrease calorie and protein intake and do some cardio. This is pretty much us bodybuilders worst nightmares aaahhhh!

[Asker]

my worst nightmare is to be muscular like you... lol