Would you rather have diarrhea or constipation?

[pr3ttybr0wn]

If you had to choose between the discomfort of having your intestines backed up with fecal matter, or the pain of being chained to the toilet because runny watery poo is being squeeze out of your colon - what would you pick? Each choice will last 1 full week.

[meowcow]

Constipation.

Diarrhea can strike at a moments notice. I'd rather not have that happen in an important meeting, a flight or during a vacation. Constipation... well, you can function quite normally. In fact, when I was travelling in Asia back in the summer, I got food poisoning and took 6 imodiums to stop the diarrhea. But it also took me 2 days to poop after that. It's quite a miracle drug. I took 3 imodiums on my wedding day so that I didn't have to fear the brown dragon.

[Outofthegrey]

Diarrhea. A one week long constipation would lead to an impaction.

[Anonymous]

Diarrhea defining. Constipation scares me so much. I can't even go and I just make it worse lol. This is also why I don't get how people can like anal and not just be in agony.

[kangy]

diarrhea as I can lose weight
Constipation makes me feel bloated and fat

[SailorMars]

I'd rather have diarrhea, constipation is extremely painful

[Thewhitestdudeever]

Ouch idk... They both suck... I think diarrhea would be better because you can just take a little pepto and problem solves... Laxatives kinda scare me haha

[Anonymous]

I'd take the squits, better out than in! Grab the Ipad or newspaper, and hunker down. Reach for soothing cream after.

Surprised you didn't make a pole for this lol.

[ButtHearth]

Diarrhea, definitely. I could stand to lose some weight, anyway.