If you wanted a dentist to think you were a dentist what would you do?

[LauraMarx]

how would you go about making them thingk you were a dentist.

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i need to infilatrate the dentistry shadow government and expose it. I am a wistelblower. its called Big Pharma use GOOGLE? dentistry is an inside job. pplease help

[KHaskins]

"No, no, no, drill the NEXT one back. I'm telling you, that's the one that needs it! Oh, and etch my initials into it if you could? That'd be totally boss."

[BertMacklinFBI]

grab a pair of plyers and pull out 1 of my teeth like a boss.

[LauraMarx]

lmao holy shit thats so inflammatory. Just, he sees you "hey are you a denti-" you just RIP out a tooth, [covered in blood] "LOOK SEE, I'M A DENTIST, A DENTIST!" [there is so much blood] "I CAN REMOVE ANYONES TOOTH!"

[BertMacklinFBI]

hahaa i am the most br00tal and best dentist ever! :D

[psychedelic_paprika]

"Hello there my good man, my name is mrs dentist please to meet you

I must go now I have emergency teeth business to attend to goodbye "

[LauraMarx]

100% convinced!!!

[COCOCHANEL]

wear the uniform

[LauraMarx]

true!!! a good idea..

[COCOCHANEL]

wish i had more ideas to offer m (_ _) m

[LauraMarx]

LOL, its okay. I don't really want to trick a dentist :P

[COCOCHANEL]

oh i'm glad ♡

[JSmuve]

"So how about that last conference on orthodontics? Pretty freaking lame eh?"

[LauraMarx]

"I... I was the one giving that conference, you bastard!"

[Hephaestus]

Learn to make drill sounds with just your mouth o_o
when they come to talk, keep ya back turned and make Le noise while over a mannequin

[kain7th]

"I filled my own cavities in the mirror and NO painkillers, what do you think of that?"

[LauraMarx]

what if he says "oh cool, what filling susbtance did you use?" what would you say

[PineappleBreath]

I guess I would just hanging out at dentist offices and start giving people exams. I might wear a lab coat but no way am I giving up my wife beater with chicken wing stains on it

[blondfrog]

Just talk about pats of the mouth most average people wouldn't know like the Emanuel.

[LauraMarx]

the emanuel?

[blondfrog]

Yeah its that white bone structure layer in your teeth oh I met enamel https://medical.cdn.patient.co.uk/images/i82_l.jpg

[LauraMarx]

oh yeah, enamel. Yeah only dentists know about that. I'll convince them for sure thanks for the tip

[LauraMarx]

in exchange I'll give you a tip. If you want to infiltrate the freemasons when they shake your hand they'll dig their thumb between your knuckles and vibrate it kinda. its a weird thing its called the Masonic Handshake. You do it to one of them they'll step back like they're really shocked and say, 'and what is this?' and then you got to tell them your rank. You want to say 'This is the Prince of the Royal Secret' then they;'ll think you're their leader and will give you their secrets

[blondfrog]

Wow I have learned so much today smanks ^_^ and thank you for the edumatcation lesson :P

[I_M_LEGEND]

this is just asking for trouble

[LauraMarx]

serious answeres only.

[I_M_LEGEND]

how would you answer his questions on dental procedures and buisness? i m serious.

[LauraMarx]

thats what I'm askin, bucko...

[I_M_LEGEND]

you think you can re hearse the so many things they teach at dental school? lol ok