SHIT-POST : What if I tell you... you don't have to eat vegetables?

[Illusive_Man]

My world has been turned UPSIDE down...
by the discover of... ALL THE FIBER YOU NEED... in a CAN!
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FITNESS FIBER!
5g of fibers per serving , less than a quarter Canadian per serving.

A dollar a day and you'll be SHITTING GOLD BRICKS.

Your colon is going to be in possession of ILLEGAL amount of happiness.
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No more people hating colons.
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MORE HAPPY COLONS!

Gonna give fiber in a can a try?

OHHH the HUMANITY , think of my colon! YES , YES I WILL give it a try

No , I'm a "colonist"

This is a shit post

Updates

+1 y

inb4 why I'm posting this.
I'm currently living on a dorm and the dorm's meal plan consists of...

Burgers... fries... pasta... pizza... potatoes... curry and some veggies that almost run out as soon as it's lunch time.

I'm not getting enough fiber that's why I'm looking for supps.

[Kiwedin]

Powders will never be as healthy as the real food itself. Our bodies are designed to process fruits and vegetables perfectly and more efficiently than it is to process powders and supplements. A single piece of fruit or vegetable and all the nutritional benefits it has can only work to their full advantage if they're eaten whole. If you're eating a healthy and balanced diet, you wouldn't need a fibre supplement at all.

[Illusive_Man]

A bit hard to do on a college meal plan diet but I get ya idea ;3

[Kiwedin]

Not really, I'm on a college budget too and on top of that I'm vegan. You just have to know where to shop and buy in bulk.

[Illusive_Man]

^
On compulsory meal plan enforced by the college

[Kiwedin]

Ohhhh like you get those meal plan cards and cash them in at the cafeteria? Yeah that sucks then lmao I did that my first semester.

[MrScTi]

Our bodies can process fruits and vegetables but that doesn't make them necessary.

Nutritional benefit is a non sequitor to need. Just because a food has a benefit doesn't mean you need that particular food.

[Kiwedin]

Well if you can't shit without a supplement, then obviously something is missing. You might not "need" to have healthy shits, but it doesn't mean you can't improve your diet lol. +MrSciTi

[Illusive_Man]

Oh sure , I uhhh... have bowel movements everyday but apparently that's not enough.
Read that before every major meal you should uh... make room for the late comers.

[MrScTi]

Yes, something is missing therefore take a Fiber supplement. Healthy shits are actually good, that wasn't the point at all.

[UberTroll]

Vegetables are good for more than just fiber, they have a lot of vitamins and minerals in them that are good for you. It also seems too easy to overdo it on the fiber taking a pure supplement like that. Plus veggies taste better than any fiber drink. I'll stick with them thanks.

[I_M_LEGEND]

there are way more things in veggies and fruits than fibre and vitamins/minerals. phytonutrients, and other healing medicine like chemicals that lower inflammation, fight free radicals and many more.

veggies are the healers and a stable of any good diet. nothing can replace it... those bodybuilders who eat like no veggies to make room for protein and carbs are not health conscious but career conscious... not good

[maiez]

You do need vegetables. Veggies absorb free radicals, which cause cancer. Many processed foods have free radicals, as well as over exposure to sun (UV). Shit post

[Illusive_Man]

And veggies do that with... dietary fiber.
There's at least 5 different kind in that can.

[maiez]

Its more of the antioxidant properties, which there is a different one for each veggie.

[Illusive_Man]

Just get em from Omega-3 pills?

[maiez]

Supplements aren't meant to be a primary source, its cheaper and healthier to eat full meals. I guess if you have vegetable-phobia then the fiber and pills would be useful, but otherwise not really.

[JackKerouac77]

That's great you get the fiber, but nutrients?

And yes you can say multivitamin, but that is still not as effective as receiving nutrients from food.

Still interesting as heck. You take a lot of weird supplements.

[Illusive_Man]

That's what you gotta do when the canteen's specialty is burger and fries and pizza and pasta and whatever.

[JackKerouac77]

Or open your own canteen!

[falafelany1]

I have IBD and eating vegetables actually makes me feel sick. Plus, I DO NOT HAVE A COLON because I had surgery. Peeeeeace.

[Illusive_Man]

This is a bit like the mom joke equivalent of "my mom is dead" isn't it?
Just leaves you... swinging in the wind with the only appropriate reply being.

"Oh dear"...

So I suppose...

Oh dear, I'm sorry.

[falafelany1]

Hahahaha thanks

[aamy811]

I actually don't like meat or dairy very much so fruits and veg are my life.
But I do take fiber powder in my morning tea because my digestive system USB very good

[Kris85]

I use Vega protein powder, cause it has three servings of veggies per scoop and I add spinach into my shakes too. I would rather eat it that way because eating veggies is so boring.

[BuchitaBuchys]

But I like vegetables. And fruits. Powders don't compare to actual food (for me at least).

I appreciate the tastes, the look, the texture of different foods. Powders are. . boring.

[soccerchick4eva]

i hate vegetables except for corn, but still id rather eat it that natural way then eat it through powder 0_0 hahahha

[thewanderingme]

HOW DARRRRRE YOU! grrr!

vegetables are wonderful. they can not be replaced. ;p

[Phoenix98]

Technically you "don't" have to eat anything but you would die. Also stop advertising stuff.

[Illusive_Man]

Ever heard of Soylent?
Also just sharing findings eh

[Phoenix98]

No and I didn't mean what I said to sound rude lol. I just didn't want us to get banned or something.

[Phoenix98]

Meant you not us.

[Illusive_Man]

It's coool

[Phoenix98]

Mmk.

[Ihav2fart]

Your stomach is gonna shrink soo bad! You're taking ON everything!

[Illusive_Man]

That's how we get optimum nutrition

[Ihav2fart]

optimum shrinkage

[PANDAmonium]

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[GoldCobra]

And does it give you the antioxidants to help fight out free radicals in your body like veggies do?

[James687]

i take whey mass gainer, whey post workout and cycle on and off creatine

[XNicholeMariex3]

... what did I just read... o. O

[Illusive_Man]

Don't be a "colonist" , colons deserve your love too.

[XNicholeMariex3]

LOL
How did you know that I voted for B LOL
freaky

[Illusive_Man]

I just KNEW you're going to choose that lol
Cos you're a bit of a weirdo ;3

also..
MIIIND FREAK

[XNicholeMariex3]

LOLOLOL
oh my god it's like you know me LMAO

[Illusive_Man]

The Illusive Man knows what's up
*nod

[XNicholeMariex3]

haha XD

[Littlett25]

Probably tastes nasty. I'd rather eat vegetables.

[Illusive_Man]

It's tasteless (mostly-taste a tad chalky) but most people mix it into your smoothies or chocolate milk or whatever to spice things up a tad

[Littlett25]

I guess I could do it lol. Two of my meals are protein shakes anyways lol, sometimes 3. (I eat 5 meals a day)

[Illusive_Man]

At 14?
Girl , you are starting RIGHT early.

[Littlett25]

It happens when your moms ex is a bodybuilder lol. Plus he's still helping me train for a bikini competition. Too bad I like sweets :(

[Illusive_Man]

That's... not healthy.
Getting into bodybuilding at 14.

[Littlett25]

Well it's just bikini. I will just be toner than now, not big & huge. It's pretty much just eating clean & working out. I would never be able to do actual bodybuilding.

[meatballs21]

... but I like eating vegetables?

[Illusive_Man]

Gees , slow down there meat-hitler?
What are you?
An adult?

[meatballs21]

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I always kinda liked vegetables, certain ones. Now I like more of them. Meh.

[LilWeezey]

But I like vegetables...

[douride2]

I just eat the real thing at home.

[Michael_Rc46]

Vegetables are beautiful. I'll never stop.

[2014raser]

YYEESS! NO MORE BRUSSEL SPROUTS? !

[Illusive_Man]

No more broccoli , pooping on the DAILEE BASIS bruh.
Happy colons.

[2014raser]

YEAH! WOOO, I LOVE YOU!!

[apexalpha]

include vitamins as well

[Anonymous]

Hoestly. natural is always better for everything.

[Anonymous]

Is it for men

[Illusive_Man]

Naaahh, it is for HU-MAN. Are you a HU-man?

[Opinion Owner]

My taste buds thank you