What kind of pregnant are you today?

Just so we can all know for charting purposes.
"Boyfriend came in me unprotected" pregnant
"I haven't got my period, I'm scared" pregnant
"I gave a handjob" pregnant
"I'm craving stuffs so I must be" pregnant
"Immaculately" pregnant
Select gender and age to cast your vote:
What kind of pregnant are you today?
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