How do I receive $5000 dollars fast?

[Anonymous]

I a few the biggest set of conferences over the next two years. (i didn't sign up for this!).
I'm on a tour with my mentor. And you guessed it, I dont want the audience seeing my weird teeth. How can I get my braces.

P. S. I dont have insurance

[Bvroon]

Honestly if I know how to do this, I'm afraid I would be using it instead of telling you. I fear I have no ideas for you my friend. Sorry.

[Asker]

I love you too man

[WhatTheHellAmy]

I wish I knew man... I've tried selling blowjobs but I always forget to ask them for the money 😔

[JamielovesKU]

Your best bet would be to apply for insurance.

[reptocarl]

Make a deal with the Mafia?

[mutedaisy]

You could sell a kidney

[Ihav2fart]

Loan sharks

[takumii]

Whore your body.

[Anonymous]

Sell a testicle...