What's the worst illness or injury you've ever had? (Page 2)

[MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah]

Haha, no I'm not a lucky fuck... :/
1. Ripped my hamstring in football
2. Broke my wrist... in football

-Pail

[EmpatheticLady]

Yes, I know your leg and shoe, Pail. 😂

It's okay. I'm not a lucky fuck either. Football is dangerous. I'll stay on the couch.

[MaLifeBeLikeOooAaah]

Nothing beats a good leg and a shoe 😝

Hahaha i don't blame you! 😂 football is scary... considering wearing a groin box for this shit.

[EmpatheticLady]

Yeah, dem hairy legs. 👍 Gotta love a good pair of shoes, too.

I wouldn't blame you! You have to protect the goods.

[Clarisa_]

Well, it's been a long time since I've been sick...

[EmpatheticLady]

So you're a lucky fuuuuck.

Good. You don't need those icky bugs.

[Words_and_Wisdom]

Had two lower discs slip out in my lower spine when I was 16.

[EmpatheticLady]

How'd that happen?

[Words_and_Wisdom]

Summer workouts for football in high school. God... take care of your back. Nothing sucks more than a back injury.

[EmpatheticLady]

Ohhh, yes, that will do it!

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Hmm physical would be broken ankle, torn ligaments and tendons. Lol didn't realize it was broken

[EmpatheticLady]

What did you do to yourself?

[OrdinaryGentleman]

Fell 20feet and landed awkwardly because kids were next to me.

[EmpatheticLady]

Ow. 😓

[OrdinaryGentleman]

That was 2 years ago had surgery a year ago and im relatively good as new

[EmpatheticLady]

Good. No more falling awkwardly.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

No more kids, ill slap the parents next time their kids are playing below me as im climbing

[EmpatheticLady]

Right after you climb back down the tree carefully, of course.

[OrdinaryGentleman]

i would bouldering lol in a place where its expected people fall, a climbing gym. I should fall on the parents next time

[EmpatheticLady]

Ohhhh, gotcha. Better than falling on the kids.

[smahala1991]

Probably the flu, I had that shit for one week. I had to miss school

[EmpatheticLady]

I feel ya.

[Yumix]

Ehm I broke my right pinky finger once, that's pretty much it

[EmpatheticLady]

Sounds like you've had a pretty easy time there thankfully.

[Yumix]

yeah but I have hayfever which is fucking me over every spring/summer... I'd rather have had a couple more injuries lol

[EmpatheticLady]

Yeah, that's icky, too.

[admles]

Kidney stones.

I've had them 3 times in my life, and I have never felt anything that painful.

[EmpatheticLady]

I had a friend deal with those. Really hard to see her deal with that pain.

[Courtney90]

when I was 17 I was trampled by some cows. Got a couple broken ribs, broken arm an shattered ankle. Luckily it wasn't worse.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

The worst is spraining my ankle

[EmpatheticLady]

Well, lucky you then, hah. I hope it stays that way.

[SweetHomicidalQueen]

Lol thanks. I get sick every now and then but not too bad

[EmpatheticLady]

Hold onto that! Hah.

[BelleGirl21]

I'm one of the lucky ones!

[EmpatheticLady]

Jealoussssss!

[LiveFreeorDieHard]

i fractured my femoral head in my hip.

[EmpatheticLady]

Damn. How?

[LiveFreeorDieHard]

car accident.

[EmpatheticLady]

Dang, I hope you're better now.

[LiveFreeorDieHard]

It feels funny from time to time. Barely twenty yet I already have something wrong with me lol.

[SnowHearth]

I've survived some explosions, and some collapses.

[EmpatheticLady]

Dang, explosions?

[lime_rampljuset]

She is in the military, SpecOps (Special Forces) I believe.

[EmpatheticLady]

@lime_rampljuset That'll do it. Glad someone pays attention.

[SnowHearth]

n. n
:P

[carinerose]

Malaria when I used to live in Africa.

[EmpatheticLady]

😐 No, thank you.

[HelloEveryone123456]

Broken neck, broken back, spinal cord injury...

[EmpatheticLady]

Sounds so fun.

[EmpatheticLady]

You need to do something about that. You can't wish that upon yourself.

[HelloEveryone123456]

I have 50 years of misery left...

Nobody likes me and no one ever will...

I'll never have any kids and even if I did, I would suck at raising them...

My life is pointless...

[EmpatheticLady]

You can work on fixing things.

[HelloEveryone123456]

Fixing what specifically?

[EmpatheticLady]

To start, how you feel about yourself.

[HelloEveryone123456]

How do you think I feel and how should I feel?

[EmpatheticLady]

Doesn't sound like you think that highly of yourself, so... if you don't, that's something to look into.

[HelloEveryone123456]

What do I have to feel highly of?

I'm a loser, no friends, no girls like me even though they used to when I was younger, I have about 700 mental disorders and have sought all the treatment available, I'm not even sure I can get my dick hard without Viagra although I haven't tried in a while but I probably could... I have no social skills and any time I socialize, I'm just forcing myself and usually bothering people with annoying conversation... I would be homeless if I wasn't employed by my dad...

I have no life and no friends and drink every day... I'm skinny as a twig and probably don't know how to fight although I may just rip someone's eye out if it actually happened...

I'm old and getting older by the day... I barely talk and when I do, I don't look people in the eye and don't smile... I have serious social deficiencies that I'm not sure can be cured... I'm beginning to think I have autism (Asperger's)...

[Jayjax211233]

I'm disabled does that count

[EmpatheticLady]

Sure does.

[Jayjax211233]

Lol thanks

[Texanreble]

I once had flesh eating bacteria

[EmpatheticLady]

Oh, no. How'd you get that?

[existing_not_living]

Depression.

[EmpatheticLady]

I feel you.

[mberrie]

Anemia

[EmpatheticLady]

Do you take something for that?

[mberrie]

I saw a doctor, took a couple medications and had to alter my diet to include iron filled foods.

[Omar5881]

Swine flu

[EmpatheticLady]

Noooo, boo. 😔

[Omar5881]

Well nothing can't beat me darling 😎😛

[EmpatheticLady]

Good to hear!

[Omar5881]

😉 .

[Anonymous]

Probably Bells Palsy

[EmpatheticLady]

What causes that?

[Opinion Owner]

They dont really know.

[EmpatheticLady]

Hmmm, that makes it worse.