Why does my vag smell like mayonnaise?

[Anonymous]

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Never mind guys healthline. com says 1. Tangy or fermented
It’s very common for vaginas to produce a tangy or sour aroma. Some compare it to the smell of fermented foods. In fact, yogurt, sourdough bread, and even some sour beer contain the same type of good bacteria that dominate most healthy vaginas: Lactobacilli.
If it smells curiously similar to that sour IPA you had last weekend, don’t freak out.
Reasons for a tangy odor
Acidity. The pH of a healthy vagina is slightly acidic, between 3.8

[Anonymous]

Sounds like an Infection. Please, See a Doctor. Could be Urinary deal. Also, wash down there after you wipe with toilet tissue. Ivory spa and water sand dry good. Toilet paper doesn't cut it. Also to when you have moved your bowels.

[Opinion Owner]

hahaha Not normal, sweetie pie. Mine smells nice and fresh.

[Asker]

Literally look it up it’s normal

[Opinion Owner]

Hahahaha If mine smelled like this, I would be worreid. Wash it and freshen it up with a puff.

[Opinion Owner]

Hey Gag, I will take my Sup BOTS now.. hahahahah

[Opinion Owner]

Hahahaha I may never eat dressing again. hahahahahah

[Opinion Owner]

I KNEW IT!! x

[Anonymous]

It's because of s bacterial infection in your vagina u should try a douche or two and wash it a couple times a day for about a week and it should clear up.

[Asker]

No bacterial infection is a fishy smell. I think this is normal.

[Opinion Owner]

It can be many smells trust me fishy is just most common

[SmallSaint]

lol
how can we tell?
it's your vagina, so obviously you can tell, not us. lol

[Asker]

😂😂 I figured someone would know the science behind it

[SmallSaint]

I can only tell in situation if I see your vagina in real and smell it and touch it lmao

[Asker]

😂 omg

[SmallSaint]

I think its the best way to tell you the right tjing,
maybe then I will solve your problem lmao

[SmallSaint]

also maybe you and me both wanna do something naughty too lmao
hahaha

[SmallSaint]

you are funny girl,
and I love to be friends with funny girls.
so I can be your friend?

[MrHopper]

Because you put mayo in it

[Asker]

😂😂 but i haven’t that’s the natural scent

[MrHopper]

Guess you need a gal or guy who loves mayo and you be singing happy tunes...

on a serious note, if something smells like something else its usually because it has some similar bacteria or chemical in it.. e. g. i find parsnip soup tastes like chlorine... i googled it and turns out parsnips have a really high amount of chlorine in them and i clearly have a high sensitivity for it

[Asker]

Ohhhh interesting I’m gonna look up mayo ingredients & vag secretions

[MrHopper]

Have fun with that but make sure no one else borrows your computer/phone... or you got some difficult conversations

[Asker]

😂😂😂 you’re right, thanks for the advice bud

[Asker]

So apparently you were correct. Healthline. com says, 1. Tangy or fermented

It’s very common for vaginas to produce a tangy or sour aroma. Some compare it to the smell of fermented foods. In fact, yogurt, sourdough bread, and even some sour beer contain the same type of good bacteria that dominate most healthy vaginas: Lactobacilli.

If it smells curiously similar to that sour IPA you had last weekend, don’t freak out.

Reasons for a tangy odor

Acidity. The pH of a healthy vagina is slightly acidic, between 3.8 and 4.5. “The Lactobacilli bacteria keep the vagina acidic,” says Minkin. “This protects against an overgrowth of the bad kinds of bacteria.”

[MrHopper]

Yup that sounds right from my knowledge.. basically if you dont have enough of that then the BAD bacteria wins.. THRUSH... not the enemy of U. N. C. L. E. (maybe past your time to get that) ... its like a mini war down there and luckily the good guys are winning for you, its why they dont recommend women dont use harsh washing products as you will kill the good guys and then the bad guys might win

Yeah dont ask how i know all this

[TeddyGotT]

You've got a Hellmans infection

[Asker]

😂😂

[Anonymous]

Same with me. Mine smells like pinto beans chili.

[Asker]

I’m being serious though ☹️

[Opinion Owner]

So am I 😟

[TeddyGotT]

So you provide both dinner and entertainment then? I'll see myself out...

[Asker]

@TeddyGotT stay it’s the best of both worlds

[Opinion Owner]

It’s a true woman smell

[Nayyr]

Does it taste like mayonnaise?

[Asker]

I don’t know 😂

[Nayyr]

Shit yo, sign me up

[Asker]

You don’t even know what I look like

[Nayyr]

I love me so some mayonnaise

[Asker]

This is disgustingly funny 😂

[Anonymous]

Because your anus is very close to it.

[Asker]

😂😂

[Opinion Owner]

And it can be smell of your anus , not your pussy maybe.