Did you ever blow a loud atomic blasto fart while sitting on the floor which woke up the dog who would then stare at your ass like, WTF WAS THAT?

[Anonymous]

[Sour-rose]

not on the floor but in front of her... she was blind... so uuum... i can only imagine her shock. I didn't fart in her face, she was just close.

[Asker]

Murphy wasn't close, either. She'd be sleeping in the other side of the room and then, suddenly, wake up, stare straight at me ass give that puzzled look that dogs do.