Mid-Life Muscle (Possibly Little Bit Fat) Crisis?

[HighlyVolatile]

This post is gonna sound egotistical but I assure people that it's not (well, maybe a little bit but 90% not). I'm not liking my body very much these days! It's feeling heavy and bulky. I feel fat without so much fat!

I got big arms (more from tris than bis) and especially when I started widening my lats, my arms bump into my lats backward. I don't feel so light and springy anymore. I feel too much wide. I wanted to be wider but now I'm too much wide.

My arms are so heavy! My legs too! But I'm used to heavy legs. But my arms are heavy! And they're bumping into my lats! I'm 177lbs now.

I miss being like 135lbs when I was 16! Like I wasn't so strong then but my arms could slap you before you know it. Now my heavy arms are like, "Hrrrgh! [Sling my arm]." This new arm is heavy as hell! I want the old one that was like a toothpick!

I need to lose muscle as I see it! Maybe I should go vegan!

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My arms are so heavy. They're like cyborg arms! Hrrgghh! I twist my hip and then my shoulder cooperates and then the arm follows and then slap you. Then you might die but only if you can't dodge something you see from a mile away. I have to lift these heavy arms to the keyboard. Hrgghhh! To type these things! Tapity-tap! But before I had to sling these heavy arms onto the desk.

[lightbulb27]

You gainvv by weight as get older. Time to change diet to remove carbs more. Muscle… do more reps lower weight.

[HighlyVolatile]

I just sang Shakira in another Q that I wanted to share with you and moon:
https://vocaroo.com/1ibvuR9FD4o1

[lightbulb27]

You are quite like my fav uncle. Loved beer, like could drink 12 pack... several of them.. I'd lose track, be really happy, while playing guitar and singing... and roasting a hot dog (which I understand isn't really made out of dog, but it does get hot) at same time. Shakira has nothing on you bro, sing it.